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suziehomemaker
05-26-2005, 04:22 PM
This was sent to me on the Stitch n Bitch listserve and I was reminded of my Mom's old patterns that she tried to pawn off on me. Just say no!

http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/

I'm sure we can all send suggestions!

ekgheiy
05-26-2005, 04:31 PM
:rofling:

KellyK
05-26-2005, 04:34 PM
I just hope that none of those designers are members of KH!

suziehomemaker
05-26-2005, 04:36 PM
Ooops. I never even thought of that! I'm a bonehead! My apologies to anyone and everyone that might be offended!

:oops:

Mer
05-26-2005, 04:36 PM
I came across this site with similar things--but worse! The Museum of Kitschy Stitches is so funny!

http://yarnpants.blogspot.com/2004/09/new-feature.html

hedgehog
05-26-2005, 04:37 PM
LOL.. :roflhard:

That hairy bag is HILARIOUS!!

Thanks!
-hh

ekgheiy
05-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Ooops. I never even thought of that! I'm a bonehead! My apologies to anyone and everyone that might be offended!
:oops:Now now ... no need to apologize really. We are all entitled to our individual tastes, ya know. ;) It just so happens that ... um ... well ... many people seem to agree with the site. :rofling:

KellyK
05-26-2005, 04:45 PM
:roflhard: I WAS KIDDING!!!!! :roflhard:

ekgheiy
05-26-2005, 04:52 PM
:roflhard: I WAS KIDDING!!!!! :roflhard::hiding: *giggle* Well ya know ... you ne'lected to incorporate necessary, new age puncutuation ... ya know ... SMILIES!!! :rofling: *chuckle chuckle*

*ekgheiy will now commense with shutting-up'edness* :doh:

suziehomemaker
05-26-2005, 04:59 PM
Good because I almost had a heart attack! :lol:

suziehomemaker
05-26-2005, 05:03 PM
moderators help me learn how to quote and delete stuff!!
I am so not tech savy

suziehomemaker
05-26-2005, 05:03 PM
I came across this site with similar things--but worse! The Museum of Kitschy Stitches is so funny!

http://yarnpants.blogspot.com/2004/09/new-feature.html
Oh my! Volume II has to be my favorite so far! Those hotpants are the best!


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The Mod Squad was here :thumbsup:

amy
05-26-2005, 06:47 PM
I posted this in its own thread a while back, but since most of you haven't seen it: check out these lovely ski masks (http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.html).

gimmesanity
05-26-2005, 06:53 PM
OMG, you guys have me snorting! Those sites are too funny!

The hairy armpit bag was hilarious.
And that little girl ski mask....Oooh, I'll be having nightmares about that one.

But, my fav is the beer-can cozie. My FIL is a HUGE Budweiser fan (bleh!) Hmmm, do I smell a father's day gift in the making? :thinking:

~Sharon

VickiIL
05-26-2005, 07:17 PM
I posted this in its own thread a while back, but since most of you haven't seen it: check out these lovely ski masks (http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.html).

Those ski masks are terrifying. I think I will have nightmares!

Hildegard_von_Knittin
05-26-2005, 09:12 PM
Well, I designed that "pea soup fat sweater" suzie, and I am highly offended that you don't like it :--- :-D

the beer accessories are a riot! and i *LOVE* the part about how her son "collected" the cans on their weekend trips! :roflhard:

ekgheiy
05-26-2005, 10:21 PM
I posted this in its own thread a while back, but since most of you haven't seen it: check out these lovely ski masks (http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.html). WTF? My heart seriously skipped a beat w/ FEAR!!! Those masks are positively petrifying. I don't like them AT ALL!! You know .. they totally remind me of ... of ... of .... .... .... .... c.l.o.w.n.s ... :oo: :help: I hope I don't have nightmares. :verysad:

KellyK
05-26-2005, 11:22 PM
They ARE very creepy.... :shock:

gardenia
05-26-2005, 11:27 PM
They ARE very creepy.... :shock:
Oh come on, you KNOW you wanna wear one! :eyebrow:

KellyK
05-26-2005, 11:35 PM
Well, yeah....but, dont tell EKG!!!

ekgheiy
05-27-2005, 04:56 AM
*ekgheiy tries to hide under her bed ... but can't fit ... so perhaps hiding under the covers will do*

:oo: :help: :oo: :crying:

gimmesanity
05-27-2005, 07:19 AM
Oh my! Volume II has to be my favorite so far! Those hotpants are the best!

The camel references...O-M-Friggin-G. I about pee'd myself.

~Sharon

KellyK
05-27-2005, 07:21 AM
*KellyK lends Sharon some adult continence products she "borrowed" from work*

Aby
05-27-2005, 07:43 AM
This had me dying this morning.. :roflhard:

http://yarnpants.blogspot.com/2004/09/your-worst-knitmare.html

KellyK
05-27-2005, 08:03 AM
OMG did you read her LIST OF 100 THINGS (http://yarnpants.blogspot.com/2004/12/me-me-me-its-all-about-me.html)??? :roflhard:

Stitchy McYarnpants may be the single funniest individual I have ever come across!

Holly
05-27-2005, 10:06 AM
:roflhard: OMG -- the ski masks ruined my makeup this AM (tears streaming down my face from ROFLOL!!) I just made the little girl ski mask my wallpaper :lol: Woudn't it be a hoot to actually make one of those ski masks?! What a great adult halloween costume..."Chainsaw Knitting Massacre"

I sent the beer can wear link to my Aunt. Those hats look so familiar that I have to find out if my Great Grandmaw made them at one time!!!

Holly

BinkyKat
05-27-2005, 10:14 AM
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh my! Well, now I know where the Insane Clown Posse got their makeup ideas from when they became a band. YeeeeIKES to the millionth power. However, I do have to go dry my eyes from laughter... :roflhard:
It is good to realize there are unfortunate knitting victims out there and we should remember that! LOLOLOL

ekgheiy
05-27-2005, 12:28 PM
*ekgheiy is so not amused and must refrain from revisiting this topic*

insert PETRIFIED emoticon here

beldaraan
05-27-2005, 06:05 PM
omg, I guess I'll be the one to agree about the horrible, "should be banned forever" camel toe jeans :shock:

Now that is YUCK!!

amy
05-28-2005, 10:02 AM
Sorry ekgheiy! Didn't mean to frighten you! :shifty:

My Mom used to have a framed print of this scary African mask. I used to cower from it every time I walked down the hallway.

Sure you don't want a framed print of one of those masks EK? ...JUST KIDDING!

DotMom61
06-10-2005, 12:05 PM
I posted this in its own thread a while back, but since most of you haven't seen it: check out these lovely ski masks (http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.html).

That has to be Robin Williams in the chicken one (second one, in case you didn't recognize him). I wonder how they got him to pose for that?