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11-30-2005, 11:45 PM
My mom sent me this joke along with other Blonde jokes. I'm the family blonde, and have been fighting these jokes for many many years, so I'm not surprised she's still at it. :rollseyes:

But I thought you guys might get a little giggle out of it:

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "it's A SCARF!"

It made me giggle a little. :lol:

12-01-2005, 12:01 AM

12-01-2005, 12:23 AM

I'm not blonde, but have been the recipient of the "whadya call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter" joke on several occasions. :rollseyes:


12-01-2005, 12:29 AM

12-01-2005, 12:39 AM

Jan in CA
12-01-2005, 02:58 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: Too funny!

12-01-2005, 10:25 AM
I forwarded that to my best friend but changed blonde to woman. Somehow she doesn't quite appreciate blonde jokes :roflhard:

12-01-2005, 01:15 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: