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carollovesyarn
12-30-2005, 09:45 PM
<disclaimer> no, I did not make these </disclaimer>

Evidence that they are worn and appreciated by some - don't look at work, that's all I'm saying...

http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/keeping_the_weenies_warm_008628.html#more

Ingrid
12-30-2005, 09:48 PM
:shock: :rofling: How silly did they feel! :rollseyes:

brendajos
12-30-2005, 09:50 PM
well with all that rainbow stuff i would guess it was some sort of gay pride event so i would say they likely weren't embarrassed at all! there are much crazier things seen at Pride than that! :rofling:

vcuchica931
12-30-2005, 09:54 PM
:shock: OMG :shock:

:D

Ingrid
12-30-2005, 09:55 PM
:doh: I shoulda guessed with the sequins and all! :roflhard: :roflhard:

vcuchica931
12-30-2005, 09:56 PM
:shock: OMG :shock:

:D

Virtuella
12-30-2005, 09:56 PM
:rofling:

Carol_OH
12-30-2005, 10:00 PM
heheee I love it!

KellyK
12-30-2005, 10:07 PM
Oh MY. Ive never even seen my DH in HIS! :roflhard:

Ingrid
12-30-2005, 10:08 PM
Oh MY. Ive never even seen my DH in HIS! :roflhard:

You mean that wasn't him in the middle? :thinking:

Cristy
12-30-2005, 10:10 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

My dh just blushed so hard he'd have made the red m&m jealous!

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

brendajos
12-30-2005, 10:57 PM
Oh MY. Ive never even seen my DH in HIS! :roflhard:

You mean that wasn't him in the middle? :thinking:

INGRID!!! :roflhard: :rofling: :roflhard:

BonnieM
12-30-2005, 10:57 PM
Well...they certainly are...colorful :shock:

Jan in CA
12-30-2005, 11:06 PM
That is one image I'm going to have hard time getting out of my head! :shock:

mintdee
12-30-2005, 11:21 PM
Oh MY. Ive never even seen my DH in HIS! :roflhard:

You mean that wasn't him in the middle? :thinking:

INGRID!!! :roflhard: :rofling: :roflhard:

OMG

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

nicolethegeek
12-31-2005, 11:14 AM
The first thing that comes to my mind is Mardi Gras!

punkhippiemom
12-31-2005, 11:50 AM
First thing that comes to my mind is... :thinking: how do we modify that pattern to show a little less.... ummm...fur??
:oops: :blush: :oops:

swimmin_mama
12-31-2005, 11:58 AM
First thing that comes to my mind is... :thinking: how do we modify that pattern to show a little less.... ummm...fur??
:oops: :blush: :oops:

haha i actually had to cut n paste that last word into Word to see it :rofling: .

But ITA! 'Course ... one could also say that if EVER there was a time to get a bikini wax...

KellyK
12-31-2005, 12:16 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

knitncook
12-31-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm just wondering how, um, stretchable they are.

anon.

wewantmore
12-31-2005, 01:11 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

foothills
12-31-2005, 01:58 PM
This is hilarious...at least they "warmed up" prior to placing the WWs on themselves :roflhard: :roflhard:

Joyce

jodstr2
12-31-2005, 02:19 PM
This is hilarious...at least they "warmed up" prior to placing the WWs on themselves :roflhard: :roflhard:

Joyce

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

LOL! that's what I was thinking, then I had to ask CV to confirm... he said yeah, they're definitely not, umm, "asleep".

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Ingrid
12-31-2005, 03:12 PM
They were just excited about their new 'garments.' :roflhard:

koolbreeze
12-31-2005, 04:41 PM
a little warning next time ladies!!!!! :shock: :shock: :rofling:

carollovesyarn
12-31-2005, 05:52 PM
Maybe they're 'smiling' because they're getting their picture taken?

How about a ruffle at the open end - wouldn't that be cute? :D



I heard that PMS was 'potential murder suspect' (from a movie)

Ingrid
12-31-2005, 05:58 PM
Maybe they're 'smiling' because they're getting their picture taken?

How about a ruffle at the open end - wouldn't that be cute? :D



I heard that PMS was 'potential murder suspect' (from a movie)

Is that what it is? A smile?

PMS=Punish My Spouse ;)

carollovesyarn
12-31-2005, 06:22 PM
Is that what it is? A smile?

Don't they look happy to you? :lol:

trucker945
12-31-2005, 06:39 PM
:shock:
It's all just so wrong, so very wrong. <--(secretly thinks about angora boxershorts)
:roflhard: :roflhard:

KellyK
12-31-2005, 07:33 PM
Yeah...WELCOME to our humble home, Trucker!! :roflhard:

Jan in CA
12-31-2005, 08:03 PM
:shock:
-(secretly thinks about angora boxershorts)
:roflhard: :roflhard:

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Angelia
12-31-2005, 08:06 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Jeremy
12-31-2005, 09:20 PM
You mean this isn't the Interchangable Sets Thread? :oops:

Ingrid
12-31-2005, 09:29 PM
You mean this isn't the Interchangable Sets Thread? :oops:
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

nicolethegeek
12-31-2005, 09:32 PM
You mean this isn't the Interchangable Sets Thread? :oops:
*thinks about interchanging sets* :shock: :oops: :roflhard: :roflhard:

carollovesyarn
01-01-2006, 12:05 AM
Is velcro involved?


Wasn't there a song about this?

ChroniclesofYarnia
01-01-2006, 12:06 AM
Is velcro involved?


Wasn't there a song about this?


detachable breakaway.....something? I can't quite remember the words. :oops:

Angelia
01-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Is velcro involved?


Wasn't there a song about this?

Are you referring to "Detachable Penis"?! OMG, My friends and I loved that song! It played frequently on college radio for about two days then got yanked.

carollovesyarn
01-01-2006, 03:07 AM
Are you referring to "Detachable Penis"?! ... then got yanked.

You said the p word, not me!!!

hee hee you said yank in the same post :rofling: :rofling: :rofling: :rofling:

trucker945
01-01-2006, 03:18 AM
:shock: detachable?

got yanked? :roflhard: :roflhard:

it's all fun and games 'till somebody puts an eye out

punkhippiemom
01-01-2006, 03:48 AM
:roflhard: Isn't that the song where the guy loses it and ends up chasing it all over town? Like he puts it in the medicine cabinet or something :?? I know I've heard it...

Hi Trucker!! :waving: I, too learned to knit cuz I'm cheap!!! (And I also dream of angora boxers...only not for me ;) :thumbsup: :roflhard: )

Angelia
01-01-2006, 08:12 AM
Yep, PHM, that's it! I think he tries to buy it back at a yard sale...

That wasn't a good placement for "yanked," was it? :roflhard: :roflhard:

nicolethegeek
01-01-2006, 10:33 AM
it's all fun and games 'till somebody puts an eye out
OMG! OMG! OMG!!! :shock: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

foldedbird
01-02-2006, 10:37 PM
Oh, my... interchangeable! Maybe if I had known that were possible, California would have been a much more bearable place to live...the interchangeable sets must be cheaper than divorce, no?

partydiva
01-02-2006, 11:05 PM
How do you check the gauge for size on this one????

:thinking: :rofling: :roflhard: :oo:

trucker945
01-03-2006, 01:05 AM
:shock:
<--- NOT A VOLUNTEER

carollovesyarn
01-03-2006, 01:08 AM
How do you check the gauge for size on this one????

:thinking: :rofling: :roflhard: :oo:
All I know is not to ask the guy! Take an actual measurement!

Then again something with a little lycra in it might be good. Some CE Fixation. :D :D :D

Ingrid
01-03-2006, 01:13 AM
All I know is not to ask the guy! Take an actual measurement!




:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Angelia
01-03-2006, 01:36 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

foldedbird
01-03-2006, 05:58 AM
Make sure you use a plastic measuring tape... you know how the old style can stretch. Gauge is a very important issue, we want to be as accurate as possible.

mailgirl
01-03-2006, 08:30 AM
:XX: Where's the pattern????

brendajos
01-03-2006, 10:00 AM
do a search on this site for willie warmer. you will find several threads and i am nearly certain that one of them has the pattern. otherwise google it.....it is out there!

mailgirl
01-03-2006, 02:09 PM
yikes!

Angelia
01-03-2006, 02:15 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

guess you googled, eh?

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

brendajos
01-03-2006, 02:17 PM
lol yeah i just realized i probably should have mentioned to be careful about what you clicked on if you googled it! :rofling:

DannahK
01-04-2006, 12:26 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

OMG! This totally made my night!

foldedbird
01-04-2006, 12:30 AM
Gay or not, I'm dying to know if the one in the middle is single! *drool*

Ingrid
01-04-2006, 12:35 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

brendajos
01-04-2006, 12:54 AM
Gay or not, I'm dying to know if the one in the middle is single! *drool*



yeah he does seem like he has a nice personality.....i think it is the sequins.

:rollseyes:

:rofling:

punkhippiemom
01-04-2006, 01:55 AM
personality...... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...... :eyebrow:


nobody tells me when we change the dang code words anymore....
:roflhard:

KellyK
01-04-2006, 09:49 AM
:roflhard:






(*Secretly hoping this thread finds its way into oblivion before Amy reads it*)

brendajos
01-04-2006, 10:14 AM
yeah bumping it to post that you would like it to disappear is a good way to make that happen! :rofling: :rofling: :rofling:

Angelia
01-04-2006, 10:21 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

I was thinking exactly the same thing!

Silly Kelly!

gman78
01-04-2006, 10:59 PM
I don't see what the big fuss over seeing a guys belly button is all about :rollseyes:

Ingrid
01-04-2006, 11:50 PM
Gman's right. They were fully 'dressed.' :thinking:

And what makes you think Amy hasn't seen it?

mintdee
01-05-2006, 12:11 AM
:roflhard:

OMG I saw this thread when it first started and decided just now to see what all the fuss was about. 5 pages, my how it has grown

punkhippiemom
01-05-2006, 12:50 PM
I think it wqs more the sequins than the belly buttons... :thinking:

Hildegard_von_Knittin
01-05-2006, 07:37 PM
I think we need a willie warmer pattern with attached pube cover. SHEESH!. They coulda trimmed it up a little bit for the picture.

jodstr2
01-05-2006, 07:40 PM
or gone 'smoothy'. :oo: :roflhard:

edit: I was informed by a coworker that I spelled the word wrong

Hildegard_von_Knittin
01-05-2006, 07:50 PM
you're looking at this stuff at work????? :shock:

jodstr2
01-05-2006, 09:11 PM
KH: yes

the link: noooo. I opened it at home.

but trust me, I remember the visual. of the thick vegetation. :roflhard:

foothills
01-05-2006, 09:35 PM
My first thought on how to check the gauge was this...take it to a mammography machine.. it would be mashed flatter than a pancake for measuring :roflhard: :roflhard:

OMG I saw this thread when it first started and decided just now to see what all the fuss was about. 5 pages, my how it has grown

No pun intended Sandra?!!!!

Jackie M.
01-05-2006, 09:58 PM
Hey..........I ...think .....I ...recognize.................

JIM ! You get your clothes on!!

Ingrid
01-05-2006, 10:16 PM
:thinking: That's funny, I thought that looked like Jim, too! :roflhard:

mintdee
01-05-2006, 11:01 PM
My first thought on how to check the gauge was this...take it to a mammography machine.. it would be mashed flatter than a pancake for measuring :roflhard: :roflhard:
um... Ouch :shock: :roflhard:

OMG I saw this thread when it first started and decided just now to see what all the fuss was about. 5 pages, my how it has grown

No pun intended Sandra?!!!!
:shifty: nope not at all, I would never say something naughty like that


:roflhard:

KellyK
01-06-2006, 01:02 AM
Who the heck is Jim???

Ingrid
01-06-2006, 08:48 AM
Who the heck is Jim???

Why? Do you want to meet him?




I was just teasing Jackie--I don't know him either. ;)

punkhippiemom
01-06-2006, 10:44 AM
Who the heck is Jim???

Why? Do you want to meet him?
:roflhard: :roflhard: I knew that was coming, which is why I didn't ask!!!!


C'mon, Jackie, spill....

Jackie M.
01-06-2006, 07:53 PM
My Hubby, but I'm wondering how Ingrid knows it looks like him :??

Ingrid
01-06-2006, 07:53 PM
My Hubby, but I'm wondering how Ingrid knows it looks like him :?? :eyebrow: :eyebrow: :roflhard:

Jackie M.
01-06-2006, 08:00 PM
Did you knit those willie warmers INGRID!!! He said he bought it a Stuckey's!

Ingrid
01-06-2006, 08:06 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Cristy
01-06-2006, 09:17 PM
you ladies crack me up... :roflhard:

mks22300
01-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Holy cow! :shock: :roflhard:

punkhippiemom
01-07-2006, 02:00 PM
:thinking: .... actually, I think the correct term would be bull..... :thinking:

:eyebrow: :roflhard:

witis1
01-07-2006, 06:06 PM
As soon as I saw this thread, I knew I needed to make a willie warmer!

(brief digression: Did anyone else notice the other patterns available on that designer's website? Including miniature warmers to be used as lapel pins, and miniature "hoo-hoo's" that had to be explained to me by a friend? eek! OMG. whoa. end of digression)

The current sad circumstances dictate that my darling fiance lives 70 miles away from me during the week, so fittings were not an option. Plus the idea of a surprise amused me.

I chose my gauge by knitting a swatch with a lot of stretch in it, sport weight yarn over size eight needles. The stockinette has plenty of sideways stretch in it, knitted in pure baby alpaca for luxurious softness, bright red for the holiday. When finally presented to my exceedingly good-humored beloved, I found that between the natural stretch of the knit and allowing a slouchy fit at one end of the range and a rather attractive lacy look at the other, it worked well in all moods! :thumbsup:

(heehee)


I look sweet but it's mostly just an act ;)

trucker945
01-07-2006, 06:17 PM
<<<---- STILL NOT A VOLUNTEER


well, unless...


NO, NO, NO, NO...

hmmm...

NO !!!

maybe :oops:

Ingrid
01-07-2006, 07:42 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

brendajos
01-07-2006, 08:12 PM
As soon as I saw this thread, I knew I needed to make a willie warmer!

(brief digression: Did anyone else notice the other patterns available on that designer's website? Including miniature warmers to be used as lapel pins, and miniature "hoo-hoo's" that had to be explained to me by a friend? eek! OMG. whoa. end of digression)

The current sad circumstances dictate that my darling fiance lives 70 miles away from me during the week, so fittings were not an option. Plus the idea of a surprise amused me.

I chose my gauge by knitting a swatch with a lot of stretch in it, sport weight yarn over size eight needles. The stockinette has plenty of sideways stretch in it, knitted in pure baby alpaca for luxurious softness, bright red for the holiday. When finally presented to my exceedingly good-humored beloved, I found that between the natural stretch of the knit and allowing a slouchy fit at one end of the range and a rather attractive lacy look at the other, it worked well in all moods! :thumbsup:

(heehee)


I look sweet but it's mostly just an act ;)

lol what a great way to introduce yourself to this group........i am not sure it could be any more perfect! :rofling: :roflhard: :rofling:

GlenBoRTR
01-07-2006, 08:19 PM
...but it looks like they are Crocheted not knitted...

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

Ingrid
01-07-2006, 08:21 PM
Glen, honey, this isn't about the fabric. :roflhard: :roflhard:

brendajos
01-07-2006, 08:23 PM
...but it looks like they are Crocheted not knitted...

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:


OMG! :rofling: :roflhard: :rofling: I don't think i have laughed so hard at this thread until I read this post! :roflhard: :rofling: :roflhard:

Sara
01-07-2006, 09:26 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

punkhippiemom
01-07-2006, 09:41 PM
You know Trucker's thinking about it.... :eyebrow:

witis1 - I have to agree... you sound like you belong with us!! Welcome to the asylum!! :waving:

witis1
01-07-2006, 11:42 PM
Well I've been lurking (and laughing and applauding and sighing with envy) for some time now, but never had any compelling reason to post. I only get a chance to read here once or twice a week anyway, so figured I could never keep up with the amazingly rich volume here on this wonderful, wonderful, informative site. Plus I don't currently have a digicam and can't post pics of my WIPs. :(

Then I saw that pattern. And I knew that here was a project that I needed to undertake and report back on for the good of my fellow knitters. But I can't pretend I didn't enjoy it. :)

Thanks for the welcome - I really enjoy what I've read and know that if I look around enough I can find resolution to any questions I have had yet. This is a great site!!

For the record, I did not include the optional pom-poms at the end written into the pattern, and allowed for a soft rolled opening by knitting all in stockinette. Which worked well, aesthetically.

And the most amusing part (for me) was the new name for the project that popped into my head and I cannot in good conscience type here, but it's of two rhyming syllables, starting with "c" and ending in "sock"!

(can't stop snickering adolescently no matter how many times I think of that...)

w

mintdee
01-08-2006, 12:30 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Yup. You will fit in just fine here. :D

Ingrid
01-08-2006, 12:31 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

carollovesyarn
01-08-2006, 08:45 PM
new to me pattern: a cable cozy!

http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/peniscozy.htm

punkhippiemom
01-09-2006, 11:48 AM
That's actually pretty nice-looking.... but isn't it.. um.. a bit diminutive? :oops: :roflhard:


And it just occurred to me that witis1 may be the only person on the board that not only made one, but actually got their SO to wear it!!! :thumbsup: Good for you!!

brendajos
01-09-2006, 11:50 AM
okay is that link showing one being modeled?

punkhippiemom
01-09-2006, 12:05 PM
LOL No, it's work-friendly ;)

brendajos
01-09-2006, 12:12 PM
lol thanks...

but...ummm...


Jacob says: "It's actually pretty comfortable. It keeps my parts from sticking together." :shock:

KellyK
01-09-2006, 04:26 PM
but...ummm...


Jacob says: "It's actually pretty comfortable. It keeps my parts from sticking together." :shock:

I dont know how men walk around with those things all the time anyway..... always THERE and MOVING and STICKING to other things. :?

brendajos
01-09-2006, 04:29 PM
okay that broke the LOL rule!

Jan in CA
01-09-2006, 04:30 PM
but...ummm...


Jacob says: "It's actually pretty comfortable. It keeps my parts from sticking together." :shock:

I dont know how men walk around with those things all the time anyway..... always THERE and MOVING and STICKING to other things. :?

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

punkhippiemom
01-09-2006, 04:44 PM
:cheering: :happydance: :cheering: :happydance: :cheering: :happydance:
:happydance: :cheering: :happydance: :cheering: :happydance: :cheering:

So glad I'm NOT a man!!!! re:I dont know how men walk around with those things all the time anyway..... always THERE and MOVING and STICKING to other things.

jodstr2
01-09-2006, 06:02 PM
I asked CV about that. like, how does a guy go through life subconsciously knowing to keep the goods out of the way, not bump that whole area into things, etc? does someone, Dad maybe, tell you as a kid that you need to protect it and keep it out of harm's way and stuff? he said you just do it. all it takes is one good hard bump or whatever as a small child and you LEARN QUICK to forever protect the goods.

starlight
01-09-2006, 06:25 PM
I didn't know that one-eyed worms with a turtle neck needed warmies!! :rofling: :roflhard: :roflhard: :rofling:

mintdee
01-09-2006, 09:11 PM
I asked CV about that. like, how does a guy go through life subconsciously knowing to keep the goods out of the way, not bump that whole area into things, etc? does someone, Dad maybe, tell you as a kid that you need to protect it and keep it out of harm's way and stuff? he said you just do it. all it takes is one good hard bump or whatever as a small child and you LEARN QUICK to forever protect the goods.

I used to wonder that as well. One day my poor son was climbing up on to a chair, slipped and caught his fellas on the corner of that chair. :shock: He guards them with his life now. That answered the question for me. Poor kid


(I am a tad surprised this topic is still going, but only a tad. :roflhard: )