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punkhippiemom
01-15-2006, 02:24 AM
Okay, this is fun... run a Google search with "unfortunately (your name) " and see what comes up.
It's fun! :mrgreen:

Unfortunately Rebecca has not observed much since college. She does spend her evenings pursuing the stars - just a very different kind! ...

CateKnits
01-15-2006, 02:27 AM
"Anyway, unfortunately Cate is not British."

brendajos
01-15-2006, 02:39 AM
Unfortunately Brenda is not as popular as Cindy
or Naomi. :verysad:



yeah well Cindy and Naomi were b*+ches anyway! hmph! :mad:

:rofling:

Jan in CA
01-15-2006, 02:42 AM
:?? I just get a bunch of webpages that say stuff. Am I supposed to see something specific?

brendajos
01-15-2006, 02:47 AM
:?? I just get a bunch of webpages that say stuff. Am I supposed to see something specific?

if you look in the text you can see silly things in there...this one was the second one for you...


Unfortunately, Jan has been too busy to create a home page.

Jan in CA
01-15-2006, 03:05 AM
Oh okay! Here's another then...

Unfortunately, Jan couldn't keep any food down...

:roflhard: :roflhard:

Ellen Edwards
01-15-2006, 03:24 AM
Ha ha--this is fun! This is mine--it's about one of the leading Australian gymnasts! :D

Unfortunately Trudy crashed in China as she entered the jumps and sustained complete ruptures to the internal ligaments of her knee. :(

beldaraan
01-15-2006, 03:59 AM
:shock: O :shock: M :shock: G :shock:

I'm not telling...

humblestumble
01-15-2006, 04:23 AM
Mine's not funny...poo

Erica and Angela unfortunatley didn't get a picture with them because they were worried the guys were in a rush

LOL

NEVERMIND! I spelled unfortunately wrong...duh

Unfortunately Angela is also loved by the evil Tartaglia, Prime Minister of Serendippo, who is determined that the King shall marry his daughter Clarice

KellyK
01-15-2006, 04:27 AM
:shock:

Unfortunately Kelly was unable to reveal a secret she did not know, and the stock of the magical powder was nearly exhausted

Unfortunately, Kelly has been cancelled from the Houston, TX convention and the SlayerCruise in June

Unfortunately, Kelly's eating habits are not going unnoticed

Unfortunately, Kelly fell asleep right in the middle of a sentence

Unfortunately, Kelly is only appearing to sponsors and friends of the gallery. This must be corrected immediately.

Unfortunately, Kelly's female doctor agreed with Kelly's changing attitudes, particularly her radical feminist and man hating views.

This is FUN!! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

aprildavis99
01-15-2006, 04:31 AM
I didn't even try to run April.....I'm sure I would have pages and pages of dates listed.....so I used Davis:

Instead, the devil challenges Davis to reclaim the legacy of the blues. ... :roflhard: :devil:

Emeraldcutie
01-15-2006, 09:36 AM
Okay that was fun :)
Here's a couple or mine.

Unfortunately Laura decided she wanted to enter the USA championships. I told her she wasn't ready and to just wait for the Ms. America.

In 1864, William Coffin wrote a book "1812: the War and its Moral", which was
the first history book to mention Laura.

Unfortunately, Laura wanted us to smoke the Hookah outside, and due to the cold
weather, the desire dispersed like smoke. ... (What is Hookah?)

Unfortunately, Laura is in a coma and is diagnosed with Locked in Syndrome. (Thats a new one?)

That was entertaining.

punkhippiemom
01-15-2006, 09:54 AM
Unfortunately, Laura wanted us to smoke the Hookah outside, and due to the cold
weather, the desire dispersed like smoke. ... (What is Hookah?)
:shock:
It's a water pipe. Like the caterpillar in 'Alice in Wonderland' was puffing on...
:roflhard:

Arugula
01-15-2006, 10:02 AM
Unfortunately, Julieís fairy tale romance ended when she learned that Hart had an affair with her friend, Bridget Reardon.

Unfortunately, Julie couldn't resist and found herself having an affair with Franco.

Evidently I get around...

Unfortunately, Julie got the boot (too early, in my opinion). The girl was funny
and smart!

Unfortunately, Julie's overeager excitement for some ball in hole action led to
an improper declaration of Marvin as a victor

Unfortunately, Julieís joy is short-lived. She is struck by an overwhelming sense
of doom

Angelia
01-15-2006, 10:07 AM
I only got one with "unfortunately" and "Angelia" together...

Unfortunately Angelia is currently out of the country on some family business

Jazzmatazz
01-15-2006, 10:10 AM
Unfortunately, Margaret didn't live to see her dream reach fruition.

Heavens.

Ingrid
01-15-2006, 10:22 AM
This are my favorites

Unfortunately, Ingrid, who has switched jackets with Lisa, is kidnapped and Lisa
is locked in a supply room.

Unfortunately, Ingrid did not dote on Harold. (she saw him as nothing more than
a convenient bread basket). Themarriage limpedalong for 5 years and

Unfortunately, Ingrid is usually behind the bar with you. You spend at least an
hour each day waxing the counter.

"Unfortunately, Ingrid Newkirk, without her glasses, would not be able to tell
the difference between John Diamond and a squid

Unfortunately Ingrid does have one 'flaw' - she doesn't bake me gluten free cakes

This is great! Thanks for the link--it's fun!

dustinac
01-15-2006, 10:35 AM
Well Dustina is hard to find LOL

Got:

Dustina.. Do it all Domestic Queen
What motivated Dustina lose wait...

and thats about it.. :lol:

brendajos
01-15-2006, 11:27 AM
Unfortunately, Julie's overeager excitement for some ball in hole action led to
an improper declaration of Marvin as a victor.


:shock:

:rofling:

Danielle
01-15-2006, 12:55 PM
"Unfortunately Danielle isnít quite up to the challenge of surviving a zombie attack. Towards the end of the flick she becomes a very rare steak dinner."
:roflhard:

"But unfortunately Danielle went into the bunker but she made a par. "
:?eyebrow:

punkhippiemom
01-15-2006, 01:16 PM
Dustina, do it all domestic queen...
:thumbsup:
:rofling:
here's some more for me...

... Unfortunately, Rebecca's empathic abilities cause her to identify too closely with her patients, making the horrors of their wounds as real to her as if the ...
:crying:
...Unfortunately, Rebecca also forgets the troubles she's had over the years with Today Tonight. So when her latest was born 17 weeks early and welfare
:shock:
..."Unfortunately, Rebecca's knees started hitting the ground when sherode Freddie so she got a "Christmas Pony" in 2001. As Pat says, a horse can't talk but ...
:roflhard: :roflhard:

mintdee
01-15-2006, 02:15 PM
Unfortunately some of Sandra's movies have been less than spectacular.

Unfortunately, Sandra's current schedule no longer permits her to take on private students.

Unfortunately Sandy (who still looks pretty damn good sweat-soaked) and the girls passed on robofrost's offer for a cool-down pool party and barbeque :shock:

Unfortunately, the synthetic Sandra CPU tests don't necessarily take advantage
of the XP3200+'s higher front side bus speed :??


That was funny!

Jan in CA
01-15-2006, 02:16 PM
How can something so silly be so addicting? LOL

Unfortunately, Jan couldn't keep any food down, so when we returned to Hospital on Monday we were surprised that they didn't threaten another NG tube :shock:

Unfortunately, Jan died prematurely during the organization of the meeting that so eagerly he was taking care of. He...huh.. :rollseyes:

Unfortunately, Jan was sent down to the Portland Pirates on 10/27 after getting just two assists in the regular season

Unfortunately, Jan's sinus infection didn't response to antibiotics and surgery was required.

Unfortunately, Jan was weak and listened to her spiteful sister Ina. This finally caused Jan to leave her husband.

:shifty:

benniesma
01-15-2006, 05:10 PM
Some of these sound like soap operas, or bad movies of the week!

Unfortunately Laura didn't make it to the finals. Everybody in Flanders had now seen her obvious singing talent, but Laura kept a cool head.

Unfortunately Laura doesn't get the answers she needs from Dr. Carpenter, the veternarian that worked with her father.

Unfortunately Laura and Mitchell werenít heavy enough to pull the Velcro down.

earthchick
01-15-2006, 05:14 PM
Hee! This is so fun!

Unfortunately, Stacey is also an example of a patient initially not being given state of the art technology and therapy.

Well that explains a lot.

kayeknit
01-15-2006, 05:30 PM
This is so much fun! I love reading them! :rofling:
Here are a few of mine...

Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass, Lemon or Citronella.

Unfortunately, Melissa may have already peaked in the world of professional bodybuilding.

Unfortunately Melissa has attempted to read my mind by asserting that I believe these things are symbolic.

Unfortunately, Melissa is suffering from a disease known as Neuronal Ceroid Lipofuscinoses (NCL) or commonly known as "Battens Disease". ...

Unfortunately Melissa bought this item just yesterday! Damn you! Melissa, how much was shipping from England?

HeatherFeather
01-15-2006, 06:37 PM
Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch. What future
contributions Heather can bring to the Exiles' is unknown.

HAHAHA...that was THE funniest of mine!!! rofl....

jessi_9783
01-15-2006, 06:44 PM
Mine is too funny.http://punkesito.com.ar/caritas/giggle.gif

Unfortunately Jessi couldnít stay. I can tell her I did a good job so she wonít kill me later. I think Iíll stop talking now. Officer Reports- ...

Ingrid
01-15-2006, 06:44 PM
Oh Heather, I'm so sorry you can't transform anymore. :roflhard:

Julie
01-15-2006, 06:49 PM
These are freaking hilarious!! :roflhard:

Unfortunately, Julie didn't see them and when she sat down on the rose the thorns stuck in her bottom and she jumped up screaming.

Unfortunately, Julie is one of the least computer literate people alive today.

Unfortunately, Julie is a little girl with a dual personality. Usually Julie #2 appears when she is frightened or anxious.

Unfortunately, Julieís life continued to fall apart.

punkhippiemom
01-15-2006, 07:09 PM
OMG, hilarious!!!

Unfortunately Laura and Mitchell werenít heavy enough to pull the Velcro down.
:?? WTH??? :lol:
Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass, Lemon or Citronella.
:roflhard: I don't think I want to know how you get 'adulterated' with Citronella :? :shifty:

Debbie
01-15-2006, 07:16 PM
I think I win .....

Unfortunately Debbie has lost her shoes along the way and does not have any panties (don't know if she came with them).

Ingrid
01-15-2006, 07:36 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

feministmama
01-15-2006, 08:07 PM
I think I win .....

Unfortunately Debbie has lost her shoes along the way and does not have any panties (don't know if she came with them).

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Mine are knida depressing:

unfortunately Lori's hands and face are once more
exhibiting the problems associated with the effect of the cold dry air

"Lori's murder has devastated her family and left her friends and colleagues
reeling," said Prettejohn. "Unfortunately Lori's situation is far too common."

Unfortunately, Lori passed away when her little girl was only four years old, so
she didn't get to walk her to school on the first day of kindergarten

Unfortunately Lori woke up in the middle of the night with a really queasy stomach,
so she stayed home. I don't think she would have like it anyways

Unfortunately, Lori is a little more skewered. Anne Bobby does her damn hardest
to make Lori work on screen, but thereís just not enough for her to work

KellyK
01-15-2006, 08:41 PM
JUST TOO MUCH!!!!! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Oh...and, my condolensces, Femmy. :(

yeah_im_crazy
01-15-2006, 09:02 PM
Hmmm... I got a few here.
Unfortunately, Megan's Papa is not doing well at all.
Unfortunately Megan has outgrown Donny and he has been loaned out to another competent jockey.
Unfortunately Megan was a victim of this kind of violence.
Unfortunately Megan has little time to visit with anyone because her friend Thomas Pilsner needs her in her official capacity.
Unfortunately Megan was standing right there when they hit.
Unfortunately Megan Bonser was injured playing rugby on Friday evening.

**eh....theyre all right**

Ingrid
01-15-2006, 09:08 PM
I thought my daughter would get a kick out of this, but when you're name is Katrina, and you preface that with Unfortuntely, you get Hurricane.

Arugula
01-15-2006, 09:09 PM
Yay, Julie! I was wondering if we would all end up with the same ones or not...

Andrea
01-15-2006, 11:40 PM
Unfortunately Andrea continues her struggle with heroin and has not "gone on the clinic." She is still on the streets

:roflhard: I hope I don't get picked for the random drug test at work!!!

Unfortunately, Andrea sleeps later than he expected toóand when he peers out the window, he sees three gendarmes arriving at the inn :??

Unfortunately, it's too late to save Andrea :(

BinkyKat
01-15-2006, 11:54 PM
"Unfortunately for McKern, Jodie has a change of heart and ends up helping the butler and a bunch of other kids save Hayes' bacon. " ( this is funny since my last name is... Hay... just Hay, no -es--I actually had a customer ask me if I was sure about that having just spelled my name out to her as "just H A Y, not Hayes" gee,lemme ask my FIL ((dumb@ss )):rollseyes: )

"Unfortunately some bored, stupid f* has hacked into my server and deleted every single file of
Jodie-Online.net" :shock:

"Unfortunately, Jodie says, not many men are good at shopping for the women they love. Even the most thoughtful of men can be intimidated by the lingerie" ;)

" Unfortunately the answer to this question is no Jodie is quite busy ..."
(I'll have my people call your people 8-) )

"Unfortunately, there isn't much of a career ladder in Jodie's job" (duh, I knew my job sukk'd, now here's confirmation on the web :doh: )

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Ingrid
01-15-2006, 11:56 PM
Eliminate the Mc from that first one and you have ME! :D

Hildegard_von_Knittin
01-16-2006, 12:32 AM
mine is HILARIOUS!!!

Unfortunately, Carolyn's virtuous nature was compromised when she discovered that the Captain had taken liberties with the final manuscript and added "spicy" scenes which lead people to believe that Carolyn, too, was a "wild woman."

but this on is kinda creepy:
Unfortunately, Carolyn passed away a couple of weeks after receiving the award.


oooooo, who's this guy???
nfortunately, Carolyn picked the wrong night to be trusting. "Good
evening young lady. My name is Victor Finn Gibbons

ew
unfortunately Carolyn has some chronic illnesses that make me a partial carrier

I had to click on this one:
Unfortunately, Carolyn had no idea going in that the powder would also cause a sexual response in humans. That added factor had an unmistakable affect here. She had unwittingly set herself up for this and I discovered a very "interesting" story.....


Here's a few for DH:
Unfortunately Dean hadn't constructed the vehicle to take that kind of punishment, and much to his displeasure


Unfortunately, Dean's singing voice was not up to the requirements of the role andthe part went to Gordon MacRś

and his favorite....

Unfortunately, Dean was conscious ... too conscious ... and in unbearable pain, as she cradled him against her soft breasts. ...

Hildegard_von_Knittin
01-16-2006, 12:41 AM
KK here's another few for you:

Unfortunately, Kelly was in the kitchen. She was only wearing a short t-shirt
that barely covered the bottom third of her large firm boobs

Unfortunately, Kelly's saddle didn't fit Zeke very well

KellyK
01-16-2006, 01:24 AM
Ride 'em Cowgirl!! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Ronda
01-16-2006, 07:38 AM
:shock: Unfortunately Ronda died in 1989.

unfortunately Ronda should have printed it In bold 42 point font
about a dozen times....nah people still would have ignored it and posted ...

unfortunately, ronda had pulled her back at yoga shortly before coming over here she was in quite a bit of pain.

My name is not very popular - I had only 2 pages of links... :lol:

Angelia
01-16-2006, 08:07 AM
You're not alone, Ronda--"Unfortunately Angelia" only occurred once. :( We'd get lots more hits if we adjusted the spelling of our names: Rhonda and Angela.

mouldydc
01-16-2006, 09:28 AM
"Unfortunately Kirsty never had any kittens, so in 2005 she was neutered."

:shock:

dustinac
01-16-2006, 09:32 AM
"Unfortunately Kirsty never had any kittens, so in 2005 she was neutered."

:shock:


:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

KellyK
01-16-2006, 09:35 AM
:roflhard: :cheering: :roflhard: Kirsty wins!!! :roflhard: :cheering: :roflhard:

mouldydc
01-16-2006, 09:38 AM
Huzzah - a winner at last.
some small comfort in my hours of neutordom... :happydance:

Ingrid
01-16-2006, 09:38 AM
This (http://www.googlism.com/) is similar--you can see what's being said about 'you.' on the net.

BonnieM
01-16-2006, 09:47 AM
Unfortunately, Bonnie was left in an outside pen at DuWest Kennels when she was
in season

Woof!

:shock:

Ingrid
01-16-2006, 09:49 AM
Unfortunately, Bonnie was left in an outside pen at DuWest Kennels when she was
in season

Woof!

:shock:

Well, at least you weren't neutered! ;) :roflhard:

dustinac
01-16-2006, 09:49 AM
This (http://www.googlism.com/) is similar--you can see what's being said about 'you.' on the net.


Dustina is glared at :D

dustinac
01-16-2006, 09:50 AM
Unfortunately, Bonnie was left in an outside pen at DuWest Kennels when she was
in season

Woof!

:shock:

Well, at least you weren't neutered! ;) :roflhard:

:roflhard: :roflhard:

Ingrid
01-16-2006, 09:56 AM
ingrid is stack :D

ingrid is sent to prison for murder :shock:

ingrid is incarcerated throughout most of the novel

ingrid is hauled off to jail

ingrid is sent to jail for poisoning her lover with the plant of the title

ingrid is mad and out there

ingrid is not a stable woman

ingrid is slightly more fragrant :roflhard:


Ingrid sounds like a baaaad one! :twisted:

Yvonne
01-16-2006, 10:19 AM
Unfortunately Yvonne was riding Pebbles, who may also have sensed the coming
spring; in any case, she was very hot

Unfortunately, for Yvonne that is, she forgot that her camera was tied to her
bikini top and.....yes, you've guessed it. As she lifted the camera... :oops:

Unfortunately, Yvonne is too much of a junkie

"Unfortunately, just at
the time Yvonne gains complete mastery over one of her husbands, he dies,"

Unfortunately Yvonne is no stranger to the balanda Court system.

Ingrid
01-16-2006, 10:28 AM
"Unfortunately, just at the time Yvonne gains complete mastery over one of her husbands, he dies,"



:roflhard: :roflhard:

KellyK
01-16-2006, 10:33 AM
This (http://www.googlism.com/) is similar--you can see what's being said about 'you.' on the net.

OOH! This is good for my ego!

kelly is sexy
kelly is queen
kelly is good
kelly is my friend
kelly is so cool
kelly is a divine goddess
kelly is my favorite
kelly is famous
kelly is a master of amusing contemporary romance
kelly is stunning
kelly is just too cute
kelly is hot

:cheering: :happydance: :cheering: :happydance: :cheering:

Jan in CA
01-16-2006, 11:35 AM
jan is about to do the philippines :shock:
jan is a 38 year old man :??
jan is now compiling her life's work "the first 50 years" on cd :rollseyes:
jan is originally from california (Definitely!)
jan is not blind
jan is one of those mysteries
jan is cold (No kidding, it's 37 Degrees right now!)
jan is a poor farmer in a scandanavian country

jan is een mens
jan is heel mooi
jan is ziek
jan is nog nooit geactiveerd :??


jan is excellent
jan is unique :cheering:

punkhippiemom
01-16-2006, 11:46 AM
Not quite sure what to make of this...

rebecca is about to bite curley :rofling:
rebecca is in presence of the enemy :oo:
rebecca is cool 8-)
rebecca is commanded by the highly talented
rebecca is a traditional flat bottom rowing skiff similar to those used in a previous era for both work and pleasure :shock:
rebecca is gonna teach ya's :evil:
rebecca is er ook zo een :?eyebrow:

BonnieM
01-16-2006, 12:02 PM
bonnie is nifty
bonnie is too valuable to put up with this turmoil
bonnie is an understatement
bonnie is a winner
bonnie is a whore = YIKES LOL!
bonnie is a strong advocate for renewable energy
bonnie is my sweet little girl miniature pinscher = must have something to do with the kennel I've been living in LOL
bonnie is over the ocean = how many times have I heard THAT?
bonnie is going home

brendajos
01-16-2006, 12:23 PM
brenda is back?? ....you betcha baybeeeeeee
brenda is the bomb ....I sure am!
brenda is hot ...well that's cuz I am beautiful and have a perfect body
brenda is cold ...and apparently indecisive
brenda is a 23 year old woman who has just ...yes...23...that's me
brenda is gay ...not that there's anything wrong with that!
brenda is getting crabby ....getting?
brenda is a very patient ....if you believe that....
brenda is moved" ....*sniff*....very
brenda is a perky live wire of attitude ...well sumpthin' should be perky! :rollseyes:
brenda is a multi .....pay no attention to the voices in my head
brenda is a star ....and i am super cool!
brenda is the ....exactly!
brenda is dead ....well that explains a lot doesn't it?
brenda is ...can you tell me what the definition of "is" is?
brenda is their mother ...AM NOT!!!!! :shock:
brenda is the mother of 9 children ....I SAID I AM NOT!!! :shock:
brenda is back once again ...wait...did i leave from the last time i was back?
brenda is beautiful; her body is perfect ...mmhmmmm and you have no proof otherwise!
brenda is all about dignity ...apparently not diginified enough to keep from saying...
brenda is a super cool person
brenda is not acting like a girl ....thank GOD! :shifty:
brenda is much more poseable with looser joints ....and yet i don't have a boyfriend?

mintdee
01-16-2006, 12:31 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard:
sandra is learning to crawl
sandra is designing
sandra is very shy
sandra is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
sandra is a mature tart and she wants a big
sandra is elegant but knows how to have a great time and makes
sandra is sexiest single
sandra is a concert sandra is an acronym the recipient of two ohio arts council fellowships in playwriting
sandra is the best
sandra is very attractive :thumbsup:

punkhippiemom
01-16-2006, 12:57 PM
sandra is a mature tart and she wants a big


What?? What??? What does she want?????

mouldydc
01-16-2006, 01:00 PM
kirsty is the premier sofabed in our range
:oops:

I'm not THAT fat!

brendajos
01-16-2006, 01:07 PM
sandra is a mature tart and she wants a big


What?? What??? What does she want?????




:rofling: :roflhard: :rofling: i am glad you asked so i didn't have to!

Ingrid
01-16-2006, 01:15 PM
All of your comments are better than what the googlisms are! :roflhard: :roflhard:

Mad About Wool
01-16-2006, 01:19 PM
"Unfortunately, Carolyn's had fully utilized its existing space and could not easily add the necessary, new equipment"

Unfortunately, this happens to be true!!

brendajos
01-16-2006, 01:57 PM
my friend Mandie came across this one for her...



Unfortunately, Mandie discovered the joys of the vibrating chassis cleaning tool, and our mission was diverted :shock:


:rofling: :roflhard: :rofling:

Jenelle
01-16-2006, 02:04 PM
Unfortunately Jenelle has been very sick with glandular fever but is now recovering
very well thanks to your prayers which were much appreciated! ...

CD-friendly but not necessarily endorsed nor recommended by Jenelle Rose. I like
them enough, ... Unfortunately passed away 5/7/2002 at the age of 40. ...

There are others, but most of them have to do with a little child who has seizers :(

Ohh I found another one

Unfortunately for Kaysar, Jennifer did not keep her promise, but instead she put
up two people from his alliance, Jenelle and Rachel. ...

^^That one was from Big Brother 6 hehe... It suprized me that there is someone out there that has the same spelling as me hehe.. most people spell there names JAnelle..

brendajos
01-16-2006, 02:10 PM
Unfortunately for Kaysar, Jennifer did not keep her promise, but instead she put
up two people from his alliance, Jenelle and Rachel. ...

^^That one was from Big Brother 6 hehe... It suprized me that there is someone out there that has the same spelling as me hehe.. most people spell there names JAnelle..



*shakes fist* ooooh that eeeevil evil little wench Jennifer!!! causing the demise of my Kaysar! grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Jenelle
01-16-2006, 02:17 PM
I know!! I hated this season of Big Brother... I honestly have to say that it was one of the worse, because all they did was fight fight fight! :mad:

I wanted kaysar to win :verysad:

Stupid Jennifer :wall:

jessi_9783
01-16-2006, 02:55 PM
jessi is so sexy - Damn right! http://www.xrtheme.com/content/emoticons/Love/18.gif
jessi is in the advanced stages of boo - What's boo?
jessi is the result of in vitro fertilization - Wow! My mom really should have told me I was a test tube baby.
jessi is a real person - It's nice to know I'm not fake.
jessi is doing - Whohttp://img115.exs.cx/img115/8895/signquestion3xd.gif
jessi is a usd 506 labette county student - This is the scariest of them all because this could have been true up until my highschool graduation in May 2002. Labette County was my highschool's rival.

Danielle
01-16-2006, 03:01 PM
This (http://www.googlism.com/) is similar--you can see what's being said about 'you.' on the net.


danielle is too sexy :eyebrow:
danielle is about 15 inches tall and is a soft ragdoll dressed in a schoolgirl's blue plaid dress with a yellow collar and red piping around the waist :??
danielle is on her way to hide in the "girls bathroom" to drink her vodka :shock: :roflhard:
danielle is a sassy little 13 3/4" sable & white b*tch who thinks that everyone should stop and pet her :shock: :roflhard:

danielle is the light of the world :D

brendajos
01-16-2006, 03:02 PM
jessi is doing - Who




it's curious that you immediately went to "who"


:rofling:

Andrea
01-16-2006, 03:41 PM
This (http://www.googlism.com/) is similar--you can see what's being said about 'you.' on the net.


danielle is on her way to hide in the "girls bathroom" to drink her vodka :shock: :roflhard:
danielle is a sassy little 13 3/4" sable & white b*tch who thinks that everyone should stop and pet her :shock: :roflhard:


:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: Why is "girls bathroom" in quotes?!?!?! :roflhard:

Here's mine

andrea is so cool
andrea is the biggest loser of all
andrea made me cry
andrea is ready to serve breakfast (HA!! That's a good one!)
andrea is a beautiful name
andrea is transferred to methodist hospital psychiatric unit and is diagnosed with a major depressive disorder :shock:
andrea is known as the queen of spanish television and especially of telenovelas muy bien! :roflhard: :roflhard: :eyebrow:
andrea is one of the master hackers that is not that well known hello, why are we telling everyone then???
andrea is living proof that you can begin to build an advice empire at very little cost
andrea is one of the few people i trust to counsel me
andrea is a cultural critic and a counselor for social justice
andrea is changing into a bird :shock: :shock:
andrea is very confused Wouldn't you be if you were changing into a bird?
andrea is on the board of directors of the association of pet dog trainers can someone tell my dog that, b/c all she can do is "sit" and "go to bed"
andrea is situated a block from the beach on the pacific ocean and is centrally located to shopping and dining in puerto vallarta oh don't I wish that one was true!?!

Jackie M.
01-16-2006, 03:48 PM
Unfortunatly Jackie's life was cut short :angelgrin:

brendajos
01-16-2006, 03:49 PM
lol and you are such a happy little angel too!

brendajos
01-16-2006, 03:59 PM
okay doing "Debbie is" is definitely worth the giggle. i ain't copying it but the first one made me laugh out loud and made my friend Debbie refuse to do anymore! ;)

Ingrid
01-16-2006, 04:08 PM
:roflhard: Can you blame her?

monzogary
01-16-2006, 04:18 PM
Oh my, some of these are weird:

Unfortunately Mary's cooking was rather basic, which means that nobody would eat it, and the restaurant closed in short order. :crying:

Unfortunately, Mary Tyler Moore was never able to create another success for herself like The **** Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show. ... :doh:

Unfortunately Mary's husband soon died and business was failing. ...

Unfortunately, Mary and her unborn child died in prison of fever. ...


Unfortunately, Mary's father has passed during her incarceration,
which is very sad for Mary. They were extremely close. ...

Unfortunately, Mary's effort went to failure. Elizabeth finally
decided to execute Mary. :shock:

Unfortunately, Mary is diagnosed with blood poisoning and dies ten days later.

Unfortunately, Mary's hair also needs some attention. Cutting her own bangs is the only thing that's happened to her style for years. ...

And here are some Googlisms:

mary is thinking
mary is the mother of god :angelgrin:
mary is the mother who intercedes for everyone
mary is mary :??
mary is a devil :devil:
mary is the last thing i own
mary is an eeo
mary is not divine
mary is unbelieving; makes aquaintance with the fairy :eyebrow:
mary is beheaded
mary is charged
mary is a bonny lassie
mary is smiling
mary is a chicken" :o
mary is coming
mary is executed mary's trial began on 15 october 1586 at fotheringhay :pray:
mary is still a virgin
mary is contrary :rofling:
mary is coming savoy
mary is for everyone
mary is charged
mary is arrested for giving brownies to suffering :wall:

This is all to funny....... :roflhard:

Mary, SAHM to 3 girls - Aimee 14, Heather 5 and Laura 2

brendajos
01-16-2006, 04:21 PM
i don't know mary...that looks like a lot of prison time and dyin' goin' on there! :shock: ya might wanna reconcider that flu shot if you didn't get one!

Anya
01-16-2006, 04:28 PM
Unfortunately, Anya has stepped into something that she doesnít understand.

mintdee
01-16-2006, 04:47 PM
sandra is a mature tart and she wants a big


What?? What??? What does she want?????

That was the edited version I kid you not. :oops:

Angelia
01-16-2006, 05:00 PM
:shock:

melissa.atkins
01-16-2006, 07:36 PM
Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass. :?? Am I?

mintdee
01-16-2006, 09:18 PM
I REALLY do not want to know :shock:



:roflhard:

sweetjaine
01-16-2006, 09:28 PM
jaine is a woman with a cat named prozac
jaine is that rare specimen (true)
jaine is left feeling hungry (always)
jaine is uniquely placed to make it (to what? where? WHEN??)
jaine is stunned when cameron shows interest in her (stunned yes)
jaine is not a perfect barbie sized woman (close but not quite)
jaine is a delight (no one has ever said that about me)
jaine is reluctant at first (reluctant always)
jaine is able to raise a second skin (huh?)
jaine is me and i am jaine and eric is god (okay?)
jaine is a wonderfully feisty heroine and although dan starts out as a rather dark hero (he ends as....?)
jaine is washing her car ( not in this weather)
jaine is willingly falling for him ( it happened once)
jaine is a very good example of this case in which a person is driven by demonic forces (hmmm that does answer questions)
jaine is a fellow storm lover (yes)
jaine is a real people person (NO)
jaine is fast to get to her feet and attack anew ( you wanna mess with me)
jaine is lost in a world without love and her time with tea cake ( huh?)

Unfortunately when Jaine arrives for work to tell SueEllen she quits, Jaine findsSueEllen has been electrocuted in the tub by her hairdryer.

Unfortunately, the young manís wound didn't heal and he died within a week. When Jaine was informed of his death, she attacked me with a hypodermic syringe ...

We wanted to celebrate this the Jaine Cocaine way with some good champagne, but unfortunately we forgot to buy it and had to do it with bad, really baad whiskey...

That is some cookoo stuff.

gimmesanity
01-16-2006, 09:57 PM
Most of mine were about Israel's Sharon. :thinking: Some of the better ones:

"Unfortunately, Sharon still managed to burn the goose that she was cooking."

"sharon is sharon is sharon" :??

"Unfortunately, Sharon
overheard Nick and Grace discussing their night of lovemaking."

AND, my favorite:

"sharon is absolutely correct"

:D

gimmesanity
01-16-2006, 09:59 PM
my friend Mandie came across this one for her...



Unfortunately, Mandie discovered the joys of the vibrating chassis cleaning tool, and our mission was diverted :shock:


:rofling: :roflhard: :rofling:

OMG, I snorted....

gimmesanity
01-16-2006, 10:04 PM
KK here's another few for you:

Unfortunately, Kelly was in the kitchen. She was only wearing a short t-shirt
that barely covered the bottom third of her large firm boobs

Unfortunately, Kelly's saddle didn't fit Zeke very well



Holy cow, you guys have me cracking up! :roflhard:

punkhippiemom
01-16-2006, 11:04 PM
That was the edited version I kid you not. LOL - There were some on the Googlisms that I was embarassed to copy on here, too - apparently Rebecca got around a little... :blush: :roflhard:

jessi_9783
01-17-2006, 04:52 AM
jessi is doing - Who




it's curious that you immediately went to "who"


:rofling:
Well, my enquiring mind wants to know. Besides, I thought you guys would get a kick out of that one.http://punkesito.com.ar/caritas/emot-giggle.gif

aprildavis99
01-17-2006, 05:05 AM
Unfortunately, Davis toggles too narrowly between itchy and bitchy


sounds just like me. :roflhard: :roflhard:

Angelia
01-17-2006, 07:56 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Mer
01-19-2006, 02:47 PM
Ooh, I'm a little late, but I wanna play!

Unfortunately, Meredith's marina doesn't cater to flyfishers, at least not yet.

The lyrics are killer and as close to real life as I have ever seen, unfortunately
meredith has been pegged a one hit wonder.

OMG, google stopped working! I broke it! :shock:

brendajos
01-19-2006, 03:03 PM
well i did just see something that said the government was getting google records in a porn probe.....what exactly were you looking at? :rofling:

Mer
01-19-2006, 03:49 PM
I dunno...that was weird. Working again fine now!

Others:

I only caught the first song due to some extremely funny beer spilling (unfortunately,
Meredith was soaked and didn't find it too funny). ...

Unfortunately, Meredith is also, clearly, delusional.

Jillle
01-19-2006, 05:32 PM
I wanna play. Here goes:

Unfortunately Jill has already unloaded it for a nice profit, to a former child
actor turned book dealer turned love interest.

Unfortunately, Jill's environment is one of fear and illusion. The Moon symbolizes the uncertainties that arise when events are not what they seem and ..

Unfortunately Jill's not even going to be around when the time comes cause she'll be going back to Saskatchewan and that makes me sad...

Unfortunately Jill made excellent progress and was soon back at work, as ever, tending tortoise patients and running the Tortoise Trust office.

That was fun! But now, I must get back to tending to my tortoise patients. You know how the people at the Tortoise Trust office can be!!!!!

Ingrid
01-19-2006, 05:33 PM
I hear they're a little slow, but determined! ;)

Jillle
01-19-2006, 05:44 PM
Ingrid

I hear they're a little slow, but determined!


:roflhard:

DannahK
01-19-2006, 05:49 PM
I had to dig... with a name like mine, that should be understandable!

Dannah Jones born in the year 1748 March the fourth. Unfortunately none of these records including land records tell us who his parents are

I'm not a him!!!

It is not Dannah's style to write so bluntly, but girls need to know ... Unfortunately.

Know what?? HUH?? Oh come on, that's just mean.

DotMom61
01-19-2006, 07:01 PM
Unfortunately, the Other Julies beat me to the punch, so I ran it w/ "fortunately:"

* Fortunately, Julie did not let this keep her down. She did work in nightclubs and hosted a TV variety series in the 1970s. Then she made a comeback to ...

My secret life ... :oo:

* Fortunately Julie didn't receive any permanent physical damage from the kick, just the emotional fear that keeps her at a safe distance from those cows.

Moo ... ACK! :shock:

* Fortunately, Julie is very quick and she can usually utilize her speed to avoid taking too much damage from the onslaught of enemies.

Enemy COWS, I think they meant to say.

* Fortunately for Julie, that did not happen to her. The police on the scene took in the huge man, the ransacked office, the mangled door, and the crowbar,

... and they knew the evil cows had struck again.

Ingrid
01-19-2006, 07:05 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

WynnieG
01-19-2006, 09:44 PM
"Unfortunately, Wendy just doesn't get the fact that we all have to live and work in this tiny world together."

Oh yeah. That's me, doing my part to pi$$ off the planet one fixed earth sign at a time... NOT! :rollseyes:

"The Beatles film "Help" followed, but unfortunately Wendy's scene ended up on the cutting room floor. "

Story of my life... always an inch away from fame! :rofling:

"Unfortunately Wendy's life was plagued with a disease that affects so many American youth today - drug addiction."

Eeek. :shock: Actually, that website was pretty depressing. The gal was a year older than me, and was murdered in '96 in a drug deal gone bad.

"Unfortunately Wendy was slowed by her morbid obesity and whilst struggling to shut off the automatic doors was cut down by an arrow."

Hey! I know I'm not at my goal weight yet, but sheesh! Apparently this was from a bizarre blog entry entitled 'Aelfred of Dunwoody recalls a Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848A.D'. What a comfort to know that I'm not the only freak of nature on the internet!

"We are walking in the Seattle Downtown retail district and unfortunately, Wendy still has the phobia that everyone is looking at her and finds this disconcerting."

Probably because I still had the arrow stuck in me. Geez Aelfred, couldn't you have, you know, pulled the damn thing out?

"I didnít even like fringe when it was ďinĒ and unfortunately Wendy hasnít been told that fringe is out."

Frankly, I've had a little too much going on to concern myself with the fringe issue. Like this arrow in my back, for instance.

"Unfortunately Wendy was not selected in the Olympic team."

*sob* I coulda won, too! Stupid archery coach...

"Unfortunately, Wendy unexpectedly lost the financial backing she was counting on to be able to participate."

Yeah well, with sponsors I could have afforded a better coach and gotten to the Olympics, right? Instead I'm stuck at home with Aelfred the Dimwitted and an arrow in my back, and my acting career is over.

"Unfortunately, Wendy and her colleagues' determined stance did not sit well with the official line being promoted by the Tasmanian Government and media, and steps were taken to include the matter in: "An Inquiry by the Director of Public Prosecutions into The Door at the Broad Arrow Cafe and Related Matters.''

AGAIN with the arrows! :shock: Maybe I should just get some rest, and watch Henry V...

Ingrid
01-19-2006, 10:13 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

DotMom61
01-20-2006, 01:33 AM
Man, Wendy, you got some GOOD ones! Mine were so boring!

punkhippiemom
01-20-2006, 10:11 AM
... but now the cow makes sense.... :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

DotMom61
01-20-2006, 01:57 PM
... but now the cow makes sense.... :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

I was waiting to see who noticed first. :lol:

WynnieG
01-20-2006, 02:47 PM
Man, Wendy, you got some GOOD ones! Mine were so boring!

I thought the cow thing was hysterical!

And btw, those were posted in order of my discovering them - it just happened to work out (in my bizarre lil head) to follow a sort of plot.

It's actually a fun way to put a twist on the classic "authors" game. We should do this more often! :cheering:

DotMom61
01-20-2006, 03:56 PM
I agree ... it brings out the creative nut in all of us, I think. ;-)

I'm not familiar, though, with the "author" game ... what's that?

WynnieG
01-20-2006, 04:16 PM
Well, the version of 'Authors', as I understand it, comes from Alcott's Little Women, though it probably predates that era. This is not to be confused with the card game of the same name.

One person begins a story - usually of their own invention, and then when they run out of steam or come to an interesting cliffhanger moment, someone steps up to continue the story, adding ever more ridiculous scenes and sometimes additional characters.

I'm pretty sure this is how most soap opera scripts are written today. :roflhard:

amy
01-20-2006, 04:52 PM
OMG, the first result for me was actually a whole blog entry, playing this exact game, and listing a ton of results for "Unfortunately, Amy..."!! Even a knitting one. :shock: here (http://furtherfromright.blogspot.com/2005/12/unfortunately.html).

That was kinda...surreal. :?eyebrow: Like deja-vu, but different.

Jeremy
01-20-2006, 05:24 PM
Unfortunately for Erica, Jeremy refused to go along with her scheme. Jeremy was eventually cleared of killing Earl, but Erica could never forgive him for ...
(What's even funnier is Earl is my brother's name IRL)

unfortunately Jeremy kind of ruined it by wearing dreadlocks, living in a caravan and acting like the crusty, folk-rock hippy that he is.

Unfortunately, Jeremy is currently more than 20 feet from the computer and far too relaxed to attend in person. He has provided a written statement, ...
Natalie was now free to pursue Jeremy, unfortunately, he was engaged to Erica.
Natalie got Jeremy drunk, slipped into bed with him and convinced him the ...(WHOA :blush: )

This, unfortunately, makes Jeremy unable to evade the aggressively enamored whackjob Gloria, ( Just hope Natalie and Erica don't hear about this)

brendajos
01-20-2006, 05:30 PM
i could be wrong, it's been a long time since i watched, but i believe you may have a whole boatload of All My Children references there! heh

Jillle
01-20-2006, 05:47 PM
Amy--sounds like you have a few problems there!!! That must be why you drop the F bomb so often! (Hmmm. And I thought Amy was a better knitter.) Well, can you blame her. You know, with her boyfriend being in a coma and all. :roflhard:

DotMom61
01-21-2006, 06:27 PM
Amy --

That's really weird!! And hilarious, too! It sounds like you've had more than your share of defeats. :lol:


One person begins a story - usually of their own invention, and then when they run out of steam or come to an interesting cliffhanger moment, someone steps up to continue the story, adding ever more ridiculous scenes and sometimes additional characters.

Ha! I do this with my kids a lot when we're waiting for food at restaurants ... or else we start w/ a doodle and each person has to add another piece until you end up with a picture of an absurdly impossible animal of some type.

Hey! I just had an idea ... we could do this w/ a knitting pattern and see what came of it. Here, I'll start:

CO 50 stitches.

Ingrid
01-21-2006, 06:42 PM
unfortunately Jeremy kind of ruined it by wearing dreadlocks, living in a caravan and acting like the crusty, folk-rock hippy that he is.



Sorry we missed the dreads, Jeremy!

punkhippiemom
01-21-2006, 09:52 PM
I wouldn't have minded you if you were a crusty, folk-rock hippy, either!! ;) :roflhard:
CO 50 stitches. :shock: Well, here goes....k2,p3 across

Jeep_Girl
01-22-2006, 01:40 PM
how about the very first one for me

Unfortunately Lisa may only be sentenced to 18 months maximum custodial sentence as she was tried in the Magistrate's court.

Is that not a surprise? :rollseyes:

AidanM
01-22-2006, 02:08 PM
o.o These are so depressing... I put "Fortunately, Aidan" into google and here's what I got.

"Fortunately, Aidan is an easygoing, low-fuss baby who, when younger, took lots of naps"
:D Yup!

"Fortunately, Aidan is the type that will bounce right back."
Pretty much.

"Fortunately, Aidan Nichols possesses an erudition as subtle as his subject demands"
They spelt my last name wrong! Hmph.

"Fortunately Aidan just asked me that half a month ago so I've had time to think up and answer."
And DANGIT am I tired of waiting!!

"Fortunately, Aidan's presence is rather distinctive."
Indeed.

"Fortunately, Aidan was a deep sleeper most of the time, and Wesí movement didnít do more than cause him to murmur something in his sleep and twitch just a bit."
Who's the Wes fellow? O.O I guess New Years was a little crazier than I remember..

"Fortunately, Aidan was one of the few immortals he'd ever met whose
'signature' was unique enough to be instantly recognizable."
Yes, well, you know that my presence is rather distinctive.

Also, did anyone else get porn links with theirs?

WynnieG
01-22-2006, 03:53 PM
Also, did anyone else get porn links with theirs?

Nope...just you. :roflhard: :roflhard: :heart:

AidanM
01-22-2006, 06:51 PM
Also, did anyone else get porn links with theirs?

Nope...just you. :roflhard: :roflhard: :heart:
Fortunately, the porn industry has noticed my exquisite beauty. Unfortunately, they have not noticed the rest of the beautious knitters here.

Julie
01-22-2006, 07:10 PM
Someone's not using SafeSearch... :fingerwag: :roflhard:

AidanM
01-22-2006, 07:23 PM
Someone's not using SafeSearch... :fingerwag: :roflhard:
Heck no. But I doubt I'd get anything naughty about "ballet glossary"

Kirochka
01-22-2006, 08:10 PM
Just found this thread...

Unfortunately, Karen and I see different menus than other members.

Unfortunately, Karen's participation in the Japanese tour has come
to a premature end.

Unfortunately, Karenís son decides that since sheís dead, and a robot canít
possibly really be her, her pots of money should be his.

We never spoke of it afterward and, unfortunately, Karen and her parents moved out of state shortly after.

Unfortunately Karen and I were forced to get drunk off Tequila.

Unfortunately, Karen knew very little about the competitive crafts industry or about cost projections and her initial sales were very poor.

I can't decide which is my favorite!

punkhippiemom
01-22-2006, 08:55 PM
Unfortunately Karen and I were forced to get drunk off Tequila.

That one. For sure!
:roflhard: :roflhard:

And Aidan, I didn't get porn links with the "unfortunately" thing, but I got some rather...erm...descriptive sentences with the Googlisms! :blush:

DotMom61
01-25-2006, 01:30 AM
Unfortunately, Karenís son decides that since sheís dead, and a robot canít possibly really be her, her pots of money should be his.

Definitely this one for me, Karen!

And Aidan ... did you know you were subtly erudite? :?eyebrow:

Kirochka
01-25-2006, 09:27 AM
I think I have to agree with you on this, DotMom! :roflhard:

knitncook
01-25-2006, 10:00 AM
I got, "Unfortunately, Michelle is already married." And "Unfortunately, Michelle's prediction proved quite prophetic when disaster struck
during the party." Hmmmm.

AidanM
01-25-2006, 11:52 AM
And Aidan ... did you know you were subtly erudite? :?eyebrow:
When? Where? Get a picture, so I can show my mom!

DotMom61
01-25-2006, 11:55 AM
And Aidan ... did you know you were subtly erudite? :?eyebrow:
When? Where? Get a picture, so I can show my mom!

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

"Mawwwwwmm!!! They're calling me subtly erudite!!!!"

nicolethegeek
01-25-2006, 02:33 PM
I had to keep my coffee out of drinking range while going through this thread. Yes... I just read through the whole thing... all NINE pages of it! Here's my high {low} lights!

Thin is beautiful, and unfortunately, Nicole has gone over the edge. Well I've been over the edge for eons... but where's the thin part???
Unfortunately, Nicole is opposed to the move and wants to carry on with their life in north London. Well of course I want to be in North London... that'll have me closer to my best friend in Cambridge... oh, wait they're talking about ENGLAND, not Ontario. :(
unfortunately Nicole is leaving the show :( But if she was to stay, I wouldnt want her with Roman anyways I wouldn't want to be with Roman either... what if my husband found out? :??
Unfortunately, Nicole suffered a set back last month. Such flare-ups are unexpected and can send you reeling.I do *not* want to know!!!
Unfortunately, Nicole is shot in the back and killed. Santana stumbles across a room filled with explosives and uses them to destroy the base. And now the fight over the 3 lifetimes worth of stash begins amongst all her net-friends.
nicole is tv's hindenberg Is this before or after I'm shot in the back?
nicole is hot Damn right! :thumbsup:
nicole is finally going Thought she'd never leave!
nicole is pregnant with liam's baby As long as my hubby doesn't find out... and where is my OB/GYN??? that tubal didn't take after all!
nicole is a veteran to the art form of female impersonation And her best impersonation performance was during the births of her 5 children
nicole is the lead singer for short circuit Where's my royalties?
nicole is weird You got a problem with that?
nicole is asked to call their nearest rcmp Okay, what did my father or son do now??? :rollseyes:
nicole is available for private sessions :shock:
nicole is german How'd you know? :??
nicole is pro wrestler and does indenpendent shows Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
nicole is very vibrant and outspoken So??
nicole is a fun and free spirited person who isn't ashamed of who she is Shouldn't we all be this way?
nicole is breathing Guess I recovered from the gunshot and Hindenburg incidents after all

punkhippiemom
01-25-2006, 04:23 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:
OMG, breathe....

You got some "Days of our Lives" plot lines thrown in there...Thanks for the comments - they-re hilarious :roflhard: ...made my day, and thanks for warning me about drinking coffee... You didn't say anything about eating grapes, tho :shock: <- me choking on my grape...