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feministmama
01-17-2006, 04:36 PM
I know there was some links to this somewhere on this board. Y'all have the minds for it anyway. So my local Stich n Bitch takes place in the Women's Center on campus and every year they participate in the Vagina Monologues (here's a link http://www.vday.org/main.html ) and they asked us to knit some vulvas or boobies or any vagina-ish. I have the knitted womb from Knitty and boobs are pretty easy but how would you make a knitted vulva? ANy ideas? Links?

Darhain
01-17-2006, 04:44 PM
:shock:

CarmenIbanez
01-17-2006, 04:46 PM
I love you femi! We women are too hung up on being embarrassed by our parts! If you find knitted vulvas or vaginas, I definitely want the pattern. I'm going to make one for every woman I know!

gardenmommy
01-17-2006, 04:55 PM
Something with, uh....Fun Fur?

WynnieG
01-17-2006, 04:56 PM
You could make them into coin purses.... :shock:

All I can think of is to make a short tube with increases towards the top, and rolled edges. Finishing stitches on each end of the "trumpet" you end up with will flatten the ends to simulate a vulva. If you're really clever, extra length to the rolled edge can be formed and stitched down into major and minor labia.

My two knuts' worth.

BonnieM
01-17-2006, 05:09 PM
My two knuts' worth.

:roflhard:

jodstr2
01-17-2006, 05:13 PM
this site

(use caution when opening at work)
--->clicky clicky (http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/)<---

has a crocheted version. lots of pink yarns and eyelash and fuzzy stuff.

Ingrid
01-17-2006, 05:14 PM
http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html

You can use this as a model.

VictoiseC
01-17-2006, 05:24 PM
ahhhheeeeee yi yi yi yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Indygirl
01-17-2006, 06:29 PM
http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html

You can use this as a model.

I guess I've been living in a cave. I didn't know this stuff was even out there. :oops: :oops: ...... :roflhard:

CarmenIbanez
01-17-2006, 06:38 PM
this site

(use caution when opening at work)
--->clicky clicky (http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/)<---

has a crocheted version. lots of pink yarns and eyelash and fuzzy stuff.

I must admit, I'm not all that impressed with the crocheted vulvas. Who knew I'd be so picky? HA HA HA. It's true you know, if you knit it, they will come. No puns of any sort intended.

ItsBecca
01-17-2006, 08:01 PM
OMG I want to make a willie warmer!

KellyK
01-17-2006, 08:12 PM
Oh fer CRYIN OUT LOUD! :roflhard:

Cristy
01-17-2006, 08:19 PM
OMG--I showed dh and he almost died--I told him I'm making him a willy warmer (I just might do it as a joke!).

The good part of showing him this is that he said (keep in mind I want to knit a dog sweater and my dh swears that animals should not wear clothes)..."If you start knitting those...OMG...I'd rather you knit a dog sweater!"

This thread has just tickled me pink (no pun intended on the pink LOL)

mailgirl
01-17-2006, 09:05 PM
this site

(use caution when opening at work)
--->clicky clicky (http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/)<---

has a crocheted version. lots of pink yarns and eyelash and fuzzy stuff.

Who knew?

ecuzzacrea
01-17-2006, 09:53 PM
Something with, uh....Fun Fur?

:roflhard:

knitbebe
01-17-2006, 11:32 PM
To all the people who think we're all a bunch prudes knitting shawls and toilet paper covers.......ummmm.......you're wrong!!

we're determined, creative, smart and know how to use fun fur!


:roflhard: :roflhard: ,
knitbebe

Ingrid
01-17-2006, 11:40 PM
I'd rather make one of those than make another fun fur scarf! :roflhard: :roflhard:

jodstr2
01-17-2006, 11:41 PM
I'd rather make one of those than make another fun fur scarf! :roflhard: :roflhard:

:thumbsup:

anytime!

seriously, I wanna try to figure out a knit version! :happydance:

ecuzzacrea
01-17-2006, 11:47 PM
I'd rather make one of those than make another fun fur scarf! :roflhard: :roflhard:

:thumbsup:

anytime!

seriously, I wanna try to figure out a knit version! :happydance:

same here - i'd like to make it for someone! they'd get a kick out of it. :D

Lady M
01-18-2006, 12:46 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

This is Priceless !!!!

Anne

humblestumble
01-18-2006, 01:12 AM
http://dangliebits.com/hoohoo.html

The following one is :shock:

http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=61338.0


This is crochet:

http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=43955.0

KristiMetz
01-18-2006, 01:30 AM
Huh! Now this confirms that there is a knit or crochet pattern for EVERYTHING.

You know what the sad thing is? I assumed there would be knitted/crocheted penises and whatnot available, but I was kinda surprised there were crocheted or knitted vaginas anywhere. I don't think our culture really wants to know about those naught parts :blush:

ctine28
01-18-2006, 02:07 AM
i agree, its nice to see that there are so many people before that have done this!

here's a link of an actual pattern...no pic tho :|
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ghettoknit/69048.html



p.s. - i'm totatlly gonna knit some boobs for my friends, haha

Carol_OH
01-18-2006, 10:19 AM
omg, I :heart: all of you, and esp femmy!

Ronda
01-18-2006, 11:02 AM
It's true you know, if you knit it, they will come. No puns of any sort intended.


:roflhard:

PurlyGyrl
01-18-2006, 02:15 PM
:roflhard: You guys are a hoot!

WynnieG
01-18-2006, 03:51 PM
Random amusing thought: The "Little Hoo-Hoo" pattern is just crying out to be made into a scrunchie, dontcha think?

Who wouldn't love explaining that one on public transportation? :roflhard: