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Shandeh
08-18-2006, 08:29 AM
My new name is Sloopy Dippinfrack! :roflhard:

The following is excerpted from a children 's book, Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = snooper (I added this myself, because "O" was missing)
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Angelia
08-18-2006, 08:42 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

I'm Dumbo Wafflebutt!

Andrea
08-18-2006, 08:45 AM
:waving: Cheesey FarkleTush!!

Jax3303
08-18-2006, 08:47 AM
I'm goober gorillahump

Jeep_Girl
08-18-2006, 08:50 AM
Snooty GizzardDoodle here.....

brownishcoat
08-18-2006, 08:56 AM
Snooty Dippin Doodle. :rofl:

Shandeh
08-18-2006, 09:01 AM
My fave so far is Cheesey Farkletush!!! :roflhard:

I think it's so funny that our "sisters" both have "booty" names.
Cheesy Farkletush and Dumbo Wafflebutt!

Andrea
08-18-2006, 09:18 AM
:teehee:

Pixywhispers
08-18-2006, 09:24 AM
Sloopy Dippin Dunkin, but my maiden name is, Sloopy Gorilla Hiney.

Tammy6071
08-18-2006, 09:25 AM
Sleezy Snooper Fanny????!!!!! :rofl:

Shandeh
08-18-2006, 09:32 AM
Tammy! That's hilarious! :roflhard:


Let's see....my maiden name was Sloopy Farkletush!

And when I was married the first time, I was STILL Sloopy Farkletush!

So, finding my soulmate Marvin REALLY changed my life. :heart: Now, I'm a Dippinfrack.

SandraEllen
08-18-2006, 09:41 AM
ok. so now i'm Sloopy GizzardHump,
but i checked out my maiden name. ChickenHead :rofl:

Lisa1216
08-18-2006, 09:42 AM
Snooty Dippin Doodle. :rofl:

I'm a Snooty Dippin Doodle too!!!

Cristy
08-18-2006, 09:47 AM
hehehe...I'm dorky bubblelips!

brendajos
08-18-2006, 09:51 AM
Crusty Battyshorts which sounds kinda icky actually. :shifty:

DotMom61
08-18-2006, 10:03 AM
Boobie Farkleface nee Farklefanny.


We are all so easily amused! :roflhard:

knitqueen
08-18-2006, 10:09 AM
Snickle Chickenpants here!!! :teehee:

gardenmommy
08-18-2006, 10:21 AM
Dorky Snoopersprinkles nee Chucklehump at your service! *salutes*

DotMom61
08-18-2006, 11:04 AM
Ooo, Kristen!! I think you have the best one so far!!! Love it!

brownishcoat
08-18-2006, 11:08 AM
Snooty Fricken Lips is the maiden name.

snephenie
08-18-2006, 11:56 AM
Crusty ChuckleTush...... :shrug:

cozy
08-18-2006, 12:10 PM
Boobie DippinDunkin, which I love, thank you very much! :heart:

Shandeh
08-18-2006, 12:12 PM
Reading all these names is SO GOOD for me! Even though I'm sick in bed, I can come to the computer for a few minutes and laugh out loud!
:roflhard: :roflhard: :rofl: :rofl: :roflhard: :roflhard:

AnreeAce
08-18-2006, 12:15 PM
Cheesey Chucklenose, nee DippinSprinkles....

Thank goodness I took DM's name after she & DD split up!

orcoastknitter
08-18-2006, 12:19 PM
:blooby: I'm Cheesey Chuckletush! :blooby:

mornnen
08-18-2006, 12:21 PM
Mine is Boobie LickinTush :oops:

KellyK
08-18-2006, 12:38 PM
(Can anyone GUESS who MY "sister" would be?? :roll: )

Greetings from BOOBIE CHUCKLEBOOB! :shifty:

If I had chosen to hyphenate when I got married, it would be BOOBIE SNOOPERSQUIRT-CHUCKLEBOOB.

Jan in CA
08-18-2006, 01:35 PM
Sloopy ChickenSquirt here... :roflhard:

brownishcoat
08-18-2006, 02:07 PM
I love it, Jan! :rofl:

Shandeh
08-18-2006, 03:48 PM
Mine is Boobie LickinTush :oops:

Poor Mornnen.....You've been branded with a vengeful branding iron!

Although, I've seen a few women who would wear that name proudly. :teehee:

CateKnits
08-18-2006, 03:51 PM
Tootsie Chickenbrains?

Shandeh
08-18-2006, 03:54 PM
OMG, these names are hilarious! This just never gets old!

I vote that if we ever have get-togethers, we should wear nametags with these names in parentheses!

Shandeh
08-18-2006, 03:58 PM
ok. so now i'm Sloopy GizzardHump,
but i checked out my maiden name. ChickenHead :rofl:

Hey, both names are related! Gizzards and Chickens. Did you marry your cousin?

Dilly
08-18-2006, 04:17 PM
I'm Dorfus FarkleTush! :roflhard:


What the :!!!:??? I think Andrea and I are related! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ellen Edwards
08-18-2006, 04:27 PM
DIPSY SNICKLEHEAD reporting!! :teehee:

IrishKnitter
08-18-2006, 04:28 PM
Greetings from Tootsie SnooperDoodle here!!

(Maiden name: Tootsie DippinTush)

:roflhard: :teehee:

Calabaza
08-18-2006, 04:48 PM
I'm Snooty Frickenbutt.

ebrperk
08-18-2006, 05:20 PM
I am Doombah Chicken Doodle. :roflhard:

Vendie
08-18-2006, 05:27 PM
I'm Dorfus FarkleTush! :roflhard:


What the :!!!:??? I think Andrea and I are related! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Me thinks we're all three :!!!: related - I'm Sloopy FarkleTush! If I had hyphenated my name I would have been Sloopy Waffledoodle-Farkletush. :rofl:

Nikki
08-18-2006, 05:56 PM
Funky Hamsterbrains here. I sure hope my family doesn't read this.
Nikki

want2knit
08-18-2006, 06:11 PM
Boobie Chickenchunks :roflhard:

Ingrid
08-18-2006, 06:29 PM
Dumbo Chickendoodle nee Snoopernose reporting back from vacation! :teehee:

sara_jayne
08-18-2006, 06:48 PM
Mine is Dorfus FrikenHump...and my madien name would have been Dorfus ChickenHump. :oops: I'm gald I got married!

mks22300
08-18-2006, 07:56 PM
Hi, I'm Dorfus Hamsterhump :teehee:

pug
08-18-2006, 11:45 PM
Hello

Sleezy Dippintush here.

This is a riot! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

carollovesyarn
08-19-2006, 03:28 AM
Dorfus Dippinsniffer

kind of a letdown after all the others, but I am a dorfus sometimes. :blooby:

dustinac
08-19-2006, 09:14 AM
:rofl:

Snooty DippinChunks...


:blooby:

melinphx
08-21-2006, 05:12 PM
Boobie Burgerbutt! :teehee:

HollyP
08-21-2006, 05:27 PM
I guess Carolloves yarn and I are related! :hug:

Hello :waving: from Boobie Dippinsniffer


I remember doing this a few year back and the letters had different meanings. I distinctly remember being a Wafflebutt. I miss being a wafflebutt! :teehee:

IndianPrincessSIP
08-22-2006, 02:53 AM
Snooty SnooperShorts~

~So elegant wouldn't you say?

http://bardscoliseum.com/images/smilies/giggle.gif

mamabeth
08-22-2006, 11:43 AM
I'm crusty snooperboob?! :shrug:

VickiIL
08-22-2006, 12:10 PM
I hyphenated my name when I married so I am now:

Goober Gizzardbrains-Wafflebrains

Danielle
08-22-2006, 12:33 PM
Hi!
My name is Sloopy Gizzard Brains! :roflhard:

JessicaR
08-22-2006, 01:20 PM
Snooty FarkleHump :eyebrow:

My maiden name is BubbleFarkle, I'm kinda glad I switched!

Elza_B
08-22-2006, 01:34 PM
Hello, I am Zippy Gorillafanny! :woot:

stitchwitch
08-22-2006, 01:39 PM
Dorfus Dippinsniffer....I kind of like the sound of that, I may just use that every once in awhile. :roflhard:

earthchick
08-22-2006, 02:14 PM
:rofl: These are hilarious!

sarajayne, if only you'd hyphenated! You'd be Dorfus Chickenhump-Frikenhump!

Professionally, I use all three of my names (first, maiden, married) but not hyphenated. So at work, I guess I'm Snickle Farklechunks Chucklehead. Otherwise, I'm just Snickle Chucklehead. But you can call me Snick. :muah:

boyforpele13
08-22-2006, 07:04 PM
this is like my favorite EVER! I've e-mailed this out to poor unsuspecting friends and family over and over.

I am Snotty Wafflefanny.

Recently I received another version I love for discovering your Drag Performer name. :flirt:

Although there are no dirty words or anything, I don't want to offend anyone, so I posted it here (http://boyforpele13.blogspot.com/2006/08/i-am-montana-lustyside.html) if you care to try it out. :)

stitchwitch
08-22-2006, 07:11 PM
Although there are no dirty words or anything, I don't want to offend anyone, so I posted it here (http://boyforpele13.blogspot.com/2006/08/i-am-montana-lustyside.html) if you care to try it out. :)

I'm sugar leather whip! :roflhard: I love it!

Shandeh
08-27-2006, 07:56 AM
If I ever need a good laugh, I just come here! :teehee:

Shandeh
01-20-2007, 02:54 PM
:P

Stiney
01-20-2007, 03:07 PM
Dorfus Wafflelips, at your service! :rofl:

nadja la claire
01-20-2007, 03:18 PM
I'm Cheesey ChickenFace and My DH is Dorfus GizzardLips. I want that on my drivers license.

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

:muah: :hug:

Nadja xxx

DianaM
01-20-2007, 04:43 PM
Snickle Chickenhonker

Doublereeder2
01-20-2007, 09:24 PM
Goober Dippin Pants here!

joe_doufu
01-20-2007, 09:26 PM
I'm Crusty Frickenbutt. That's enough.

merryknitter
01-20-2007, 09:48 PM
I'm Dorfus Wafflebrains! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

BinkyKat
01-20-2007, 11:02 PM
Cheesey Dippinhiney here...how may I dip your hiney today?
In cheese of course! :roflhard:

geenah
01-21-2007, 04:19 PM
I'm Sloopy Dippinface :teehee:

*KnitPixie*
01-21-2007, 04:56 PM
hehe I am sleezy chicken butt :teehee:

AmandaC
01-21-2007, 05:20 PM
Oh my - this has had me crying with laughter ...

my names are boring:

now - Snickle Dippinchunks
married - Snickle Chickenhump

Kaydee
01-22-2007, 11:22 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:
This is too funny. I'm Tootsie Dippinshorts.

lissalue
01-22-2007, 02:59 PM
boobie chickentush

my ds is so excited, he loves captain underpants!