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BinkyKat
12-22-2006, 06:57 PM
In case anyone wants to know how reeeaallllyyy ooooolllllddddd they are.
My mom: "Hi, this is my 451 month old, Jodie. Say hello to the nice lady dear..." :roflhard:

Birthday Calculator (http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp)

Jan in CA
12-22-2006, 07:08 PM
You are 648 months old. :passedout:

jberry16
12-22-2006, 07:49 PM
You are 23 years old.
You are 284 months old.
You are 1,236 weeks old.
You are 8,651 days old.
You are 207,642 hours old.
You are 12,458,567 minutes old.
You are 747,514,077 seconds old.

brendajos
12-22-2006, 08:04 PM
Okay as an adopted child this doesn't mean much to me but is there anybody who really wants to think about this?


Your date of conception was on or about 4 February 1970 which was a Wednesday.

Stiney
12-22-2006, 08:16 PM
:twisted:

If your birthday was in late September, your parents had sex in Christmas.

Vendie
12-22-2006, 08:28 PM
yeah, that's not something I really want to know :teehee:


"Hey Mom and Dad, does this date mean anything to you?"

BinkyKat
12-22-2006, 10:28 PM
:oops: Yeah, I wasn't too thrilled with that part myself... I prefer to assume my parents did nothing more than hold hands...
:ick:

Stiney
12-22-2006, 10:38 PM
I like the part with the celebrit birthdays! I have good ones.

John Stamos (Must be where I get my good looks from)
Malcome Forbes (I'll be rich one day!)
Matthew Perry (and make bad movies!)
Tipper Gore (hehe. Her name is Tipper.)
Ogden Nash (Silliness AND poetic prowess explained!)
Peter Gallagher (I may kill myself if my eyebrows start to look like his)
Bill Clinton (See: I'm a huge flaming liberal)
Orville Wright (airplanes! Neeeeeerrrrrwoosh!)

brendajos
12-23-2006, 01:10 AM
:oops: Yeah, I wasn't too thrilled with that part myself... I prefer to assume my parents did nothing more than hold hands...
:ick:

I told my mom once that the best thing about being adopted was that I KNEW that my parents never had "relations" and there was absolutely no evidence to the contrary! :teehee:

orcoastknitter
12-23-2006, 02:46 AM
Dont you just love this part:

There are 167 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 36 candles.

Those 36 candles produce 36 BTUs,
or 9,072 calories of heat (that's only 9.0720 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.11 US ounces of water with that many candles.

:roflhard:

Here are the famous people born on birthday:

Kim Clijsters (1983) Kanye West (1978) Keenen Ivory Wayans (1958)
Tim Berners-Lee (1955) Boz Scaggs (1944) Nancy Sinatra (1940)
Joan Rivers (1933) Jerry Stiller (1929) Barbara Bush (1925)
Robert Preston (1918) Frank Lloyd Wright (1867)

They forgot about Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran!! I loved that band when I was growing up. I thought it was sooooo cool, that we shared the same birthday!

Liliyarn
12-23-2006, 03:38 AM
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Kid Rock (1971)
Jim Carrey (1962)
Muhammad Ali (1942)
Maury Povich (1939)
James Earl Jones (1931)
Vidal Sassoon (1928)
Eartha Kitt (1927)
Betty White (1922)
Al Capone (1899)
Benjamin Franklin (1706)

I'm a funny, rocker, fighter, bad attitude having, deep voiced, tax evading, genious with really great hair....

You can boil 3.43 US ounces of water with that many candles

Um yeah a few more years and maybe I can boil enough for tea.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.27866927592955 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)


Your birth tree is

Elm Tree, the noble-mindedness
Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.


Your date of conception was on or about 26 April 1976 which was a Monday.

:ick:


But it was fun to read.

NakedPancakes
12-23-2006, 05:13 PM
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Carrie Underwood (1983)
Shannon Miller (1977)
Prince Edward (1964)
Jasmine Guy (1964)
Sharon Stone (1958)
Osama bin Laden (1957)
Kim Campbell (1947)
Bob Greene (1947)
Chuck Norris (1940)
James Earl Ray (1928)
Pamela Mason (1918)
Bix Beiderbecke (1903)

Errr...Chuck Norris an Osama bin Laden.
I am so excited.

Stiney
12-23-2006, 06:47 PM
Naked...If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I love Chuck Norris jokes. :roflhard:

madametj
12-23-2006, 08:16 PM
You are 16 years old.
You are 198 months old.
You are 862 weeks old.
You are 6,034 days old.
You are 144,835 hours old.
You are 8,690,114 minutes old.
You are 521,406,874 seconds old

CateKnits
12-24-2006, 12:49 AM
I'm 241 months old!

I enjoy this bit. It cracked me up.
Chesnut Tree
"Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner."