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Debbie
02-24-2007, 07:00 AM
OK ... I can't resist this ... thanks Jan, from the how do you spell cotton thread.

Why are KHer's such a happy group?
They are always ribbing each other.

ReneeKnits
03-12-2007, 01:14 PM
LOL!

Well, this is not a knitting joke but when my 12 year old DD told me this one she had tears running down her cheeks. It got me quite tickled. So here goes...

Ond day a baby cow says "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?"
Mommy cow replies "Because on the day you were born a rose petal landed on your head."

Second baby cow says "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"
Mommy cow says, "Because on the day you were born a daisy petal landed on your head."

Third baby cow says "Hftdios fjsoue fjieosur jfoseso pipoewrjum?"
Mommy cow replies "Be quiet Cinderblock."

Okay, I know - it was pretty funny when she told it to me :teehee:

Braden
03-12-2007, 02:11 PM
LOL!

Well, this is not a knitting joke but when my 12 year old DD told me this one she had tears running down her cheeks. It got me quite tickled. So here goes...

Ond day a baby cow says "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?"
Mommy cow replies "Because on the day you were born a rose petal landed on your head."

Second baby cow says "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"
Mommy cow says, "Because on the day you were born a daisy petal landed on your head."

Third baby cow says "Hftdios fjsoue fjieosur jfoseso pipoewrjum?"
Mommy cow replies "Be quiet Centerblock."

Okay, I know - it was pretty funny when she told it to me :teehee:

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Krystal
03-12-2007, 02:52 PM
LOL!

Well, this is not a knitting joke but when my 12 year old DD told me this one she had tears running down her cheeks. It got me quite tickled. So here goes...

Ond day a baby cow says "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?"
Mommy cow replies "Because on the day you were born a rose petal landed on your head."

Second baby cow says "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"
Mommy cow says, "Because on the day you were born a daisy petal landed on your head."

Third baby cow says "Hftdios fjsoue fjieosur jfoseso pipoewrjum?"
Mommy cow replies "Be quiet Centerblock."

Okay, I know - it was pretty funny when she told it to me :teehee:


huh?

Am I dumb? I don't get it. :pout:

CateKnits
03-12-2007, 02:56 PM
Krystal, a cinder block landed on the third baby cow's head the day she was born. :teehee:

KathyinCali
03-12-2007, 04:27 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

ReneeKnits
03-12-2007, 08:21 PM
I'm glad y'all think that was funny - it will tickle my DD to know she made more people laugh!

Ronda
03-13-2007, 07:35 AM
:roflhard: