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Arielluria
03-08-2007, 02:59 PM
I heard a great knitting pun/joke, I wonder if there are lots more out there that I haven't heard. I'm new to knitting so haven't heard any of them. Go ahead and share!
yarn lovers can undestand what it means to have a
~~~YARNGASM~~!!!!

Ingrid
03-08-2007, 03:40 PM
We here at KH like to Fiberbate before the Yarngasm. :teehee:

janelanespaintbrush
03-08-2007, 03:44 PM
:blush:

Angelia
03-08-2007, 03:56 PM
:teehee:

Krautie
03-08-2007, 04:25 PM
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D

Ingrid
03-08-2007, 04:41 PM
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D

It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:

luv2knit
03-08-2007, 04:46 PM
:oops: :roflhard: :oops:

Stiney
03-08-2007, 04:55 PM
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D

It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:

There may be moaning, too. :teehee:

Ingrid
03-08-2007, 04:59 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

Krautie
03-08-2007, 06:43 PM
Thank you, Ingrid......I think now I know what fiberbate is meaning :lol:

Ronda
03-08-2007, 07:00 PM
:roflhard:

auburnchick
03-08-2007, 08:00 PM
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D

It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:

There may be moaning, too. :teehee:

Sounds like the making of a GREAT romance novel.

Now, who to put on the cover... :??

:teehee:

Stiney
03-08-2007, 08:04 PM
The hero should be malabrigo. Mm-mm-mm.

aineepooh1
03-08-2007, 09:03 PM
:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :roflhard:

Vendie
03-08-2007, 09:17 PM
We could put Juan here on the cover...it works for me anyway :shrug: :teehee:

Braden
03-08-2007, 10:24 PM
Yarngasm... :rofl:

Ingrid
03-08-2007, 11:40 PM
There should be lots of seX in the novel, too.











*stash enhancement eXpedition

Rorshach
03-09-2007, 12:19 AM
and the villan would probably be a stashtika wearing stash nazi. Heil Knitler! :roflhard: :rofl: :roflhard: :rofl:

nadja la claire
03-09-2007, 10:05 AM
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D

It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:

OH YEAH, I've done a lot of that :teehee: :eyebrow:

:muah: :hug:

Najda xxx

cara
03-09-2007, 10:22 AM
and the villan would probably be a stashtika wearing stash nazi. Heil Knitler! :roflhard: :rofl: :roflhard: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :roflhard: :roflhard:

hydeemarie
03-09-2007, 11:25 AM
Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :D

It's when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:

There may be moaning, too. :teehee:
Trembling will occur... :eyebrow:

Arielluria
03-09-2007, 11:39 AM
stashtika wearing stash nazi. Heil Knitler! :roflhard: :rofl: :roflhard: :rofl:
:roflhard: :doh: :roflhard: