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Secret Knitter
05-06-2007, 09:51 PM
I can't do it. I can't make you wait.
I have been teasing you and teasing you and tempting fate.
Your package is on its way, won't be long now.
You're staying so patient, but I don't know how!
If I were you I'd be pacing the floor
Listening for the postman at the door!
I'd wonder and wish and beg to find out
Whats in my box, to erase all doubt.
I should have mercy and show you a bit
Of the goodies in your box that you may get.
If you would like it to remain a surprise
Then don't scroll down! Cover your eyes!

I found a sale and got such a deal
Couldn't pass it up, it was a steal!
40,000 yards of mohair-but don't make a stink
Your color is puce green instead of icky pink!
(Oh, and I'll tell you with much glee
I got them to throw the pattern in for free!)

Jan in CA
05-06-2007, 09:54 PM
:passedout: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Secret Knitter
05-06-2007, 10:07 PM
I also got you some stitch markers, all shiny and new
I wanted you to have enough, more than a few.
They come in their own designer bag
I'm sure I saw it in Vogue or some other mag
Oh, and if you recycle beer cans, they're still in my trunk
I'd get them out, but I'm still drunk.

05-06-2007, 10:07 PM
kblue- just a few more hours.. lol


Will you model it for us?

05-06-2007, 10:21 PM

05-06-2007, 10:35 PM
:cheering: :cheering: :roflhard: :roflhard:

05-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Oh my goodness!!!

What a riot this group is!!!

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

05-06-2007, 10:45 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

05-06-2007, 11:07 PM

05-07-2007, 03:30 AM
:roflhard: :rofl: Too funny!

05-07-2007, 06:42 AM
:cheering: :roflhard:

05-07-2007, 06:51 AM
GENIUS! :roflhard: :roflhard:

05-07-2007, 08:07 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard:

05-07-2007, 08:08 AM

Secret Knitter
05-07-2007, 08:13 AM
I also thought a lot about knitted item care
And how washing machines can sometimes cause a scare.
So I researched ways from knitters past
To find how to make washing knits a blast
There was one thing they could suggest
A novel approach, but worked the best
Terribly expensive and difficult to get
(I hear Elizabeth Zimmerman has a set)
So when you wash your knits be thee sweaters or socks
Make good use of your set of rocks.
Alright, okay, I hear the groans.
Yes, technically they are not rocks-they're stones.

Secret Knitter
05-07-2007, 08:27 AM
Many people have idolized
The way I keep my stash organized
No yarn on the floor, no yarn on the bed
No yarn on the table as the family is being fed
I keep my stash handy and neat
(As much as I've got thats an incredible feat!)
So I thought I'd share my method with you
I went to several stores and the time just flew!
So when your stash gets unruly and the hubby nags
Make use of your handy grocery bags!

05-07-2007, 08:45 AM
Secret KNitter
YOu are so funny :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

and cruel :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:

It won't be long now KBLUE~

05-07-2007, 08:49 AM
Oh this is just to funny. Kblue you did such a good thing and we all had so much fun and now we are all torturing you!!!!

Well hopefully you will get your package today and the torture will end!!!!


Secret Knitter
05-07-2007, 08:51 AM
I'll tell you one last thing thats in your box.
Its a yarn perfect for socks.
Its black and will go with everything
And it will keep your feet warm in Autumn and cool in Spring
Lovely yarn you say? It comes from where?
Is it wool or angora or goat hair?
No, this yarn comes not from llama or yak
This very rare fiber came off someones back!


05-07-2007, 08:59 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

05-07-2007, 09:02 AM
Oh Secret Knitter -

That last one was REALLY bad....



05-07-2007, 09:03 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG You are just too much :muah: :muah: :muah:

LOVE LOVE LOVE the poem and the pictures :roflhard:

whoever you are you're just too sweet :aww:

05-07-2007, 11:45 AM
kblue.. we're watching you... we all are anxiously waiting the arrival of your box... promise you'll provide pictures...

I was once told only they that love you tease you... ( i still have my doubts) but in this case it is true.. we all love you!

05-07-2007, 01:43 PM
Aww i love you guys too :muah: You all are such a fun bunch :hug:

OMG so the mail usually comes between 11am and 4pm and since 11 i've been checking the window every 10 minutes to see if the mail "person" has come yet.... :pray: :tap: :pray: Please be here SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! :teehee:

I'll post pictures on the Yarn swap thread if it comes today....My pal said it's suppose to be today :cheering: :happydance: :yay: :woot: :woohoo:

I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE :wall: :hair: :eyes:

Secret Knitter
05-07-2007, 02:29 PM
Well, if what the United States Postal Service said it should be there today. I have to admit, I'm just as :pray: :hair: :tap: as kblue is!

I did check the tracking number and it ddn't have any new information. Then again it only says they update it in the evening.

05-07-2007, 04:09 PM
the post office doesn't update as they should it showed my package still on delivery when my daughter had received it the day before..

I just hope the mail person hurries up..

After all.. I want to see her knit w/ back hair... :roflhard:

05-07-2007, 04:29 PM
kblue made this swap possible, but you guys are making it even more fun, this is great.


05-07-2007, 04:43 PM

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