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snowbear
06-14-2007, 06:40 PM
Ok.. Tomorrow I get to go for SEX. I've put $ aside, and tomorrow I've planned several shops to attack.

Well, I was at work..and a friend asked what I was going todo tomorrow.

I forgot where I was and stated in a loud & clear voice.. I'm going shopping for some SEX.

Well, my boss was about 2 ft away, along w/ her boss, and along with her boss's boss's boss!!!


My boss stated my name in a very loud clear voice, I had been talking to a fellow knitter who knew the slang.

I turned around and about died.

:blush:

I then stated.. I can explain...

They didn't move.

I then explained the meaning of SEX.. stash enrichment expedition..

well, then I explained that the person I was talking to fully undertood the slang, and I would have never go into detail about the other at work.

The Biggie boss, burst out lol, and almost fell on the floor. My boss rolled her eyes, and her boss, just shook his head.

The Biggie Boss, KNITS!!!!!!!!! she knew what I meant!! She then stated at yls? I said. yes.. want to go?

Tthen, my boss & her boss couldn't figure out what Biggie Boss and I was talking about.

Finally Biggie boss explained, and asked me for some addy's as she wanted to hit them today due to staying over tonight and out of stash.

So I gave addys & directions, via a friend, cause I can get you lost on a one way street!

The biggie boss left, and that left my boss and her boss.

They both just shook their heads.. stated only you, and something about falling into "it" and coming up smelling like roses...

I smiled, slipped back to my desk, and kept my voice very low the rest of the day..lol


had to share...:roflhard:

figaro
06-14-2007, 06:42 PM
:roflhard::rofling:

Silver
06-14-2007, 06:44 PM
*snort* That's one fantastic knitting story! :teehee:

Jan in CA
06-14-2007, 06:56 PM
:roflhard::roflhard:

mum2caden
06-14-2007, 06:57 PM
Haha- I love it!

losnana
06-14-2007, 07:16 PM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

Thanks for sharing!

misha rf
06-14-2007, 07:22 PM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::chair:

That is TOO funny!!!!

baronreads
06-14-2007, 07:52 PM
I LOVE IT!! :rofling: :yay:

wewantmore
06-14-2007, 07:53 PM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

Too darn funny.

1knittychick
06-14-2007, 08:11 PM
This is so funny!

jjminarcik
06-14-2007, 08:15 PM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

Knitting_Guy
06-14-2007, 08:17 PM
That's hilarious. :rofling::roflhard:

robynbird
06-14-2007, 08:25 PM
:roflhard::roflhard:So funny!

Sanibelle
06-14-2007, 08:36 PM
Thanks for sharing that story - it was so funny!

redheadrachel
06-14-2007, 08:49 PM
Classic! :) What luck that the Biggie Boss is a knitter!!! (We're taking over the corporate world...)

Rorshach
06-14-2007, 09:00 PM
OMG, I about died laughing.:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

jeanius80
06-14-2007, 09:05 PM
.....I forgot where I was and stated in a loud & clear voice.. I'm going shopping for some SEX. ......

I smiled, slipped back to my desk, and kept my voice very low the rest of the day..lol
:rofl: too funny that was my fav part! i can see me saying the same to dh adn him reacting the same way :zombie:

Doodknitwit
06-14-2007, 09:27 PM
well i learned a new word today :shrug: what a hoot:aww:
whewwwwwwwwwww :eyes:

auburnchick
06-14-2007, 10:06 PM
I thought this was a joke at first!

Wow!!!!!!!

:teehee:

Ronda
06-14-2007, 10:08 PM
:roflhard:

Eloewien
06-14-2007, 11:04 PM
DH just rolled his eyes at me for reading it to him...

Aliann
06-14-2007, 11:46 PM
That just made my day, thanks for sharing.:roflhard:

feministmama
06-15-2007, 12:47 AM
We are everywhere:cheering:

aineepooh1
06-15-2007, 02:50 AM
:passedout::passedout::passedout::passedout::passe dout::chair:

KnittingNat
06-15-2007, 05:19 AM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

Lieke
06-15-2007, 05:31 AM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

You just made my day :lol:

Nobones
06-15-2007, 06:32 AM
I think I'd have died of embarrassment. Very funny.

Hazelgil
06-15-2007, 06:46 AM
Lucky your boss knew what u was on about, i'd have about died of embarrassment if it was me.

Hx

Mommy22alyns
06-15-2007, 01:27 PM
:rofl::rofl:

I've heard it a slightly different way - Stash Enhancement Experience! Either way... love it!

Dangles
06-15-2007, 01:46 PM
I actually LOL'd and my 2.5 y.o. DD goes, "Mama, what's so funny?"

Thank-you for sharing :roflhard: :rofl:

iza
06-15-2007, 02:10 PM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

AnreeAce
06-15-2007, 02:13 PM
wipes tears from face

Oh, I needed that!

For heaven's sake, post SEX pics!

threesmom
06-15-2007, 02:15 PM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:
You have no idea how much I needed that!! Great story!

larudden
06-15-2007, 03:22 PM
OMG, that was the best! Not knowing what SEX meant (well, actually I do know but not THAT sex), I couldn't figure out what the heck you were going to say.

Sounds like something Elaine would say on Seinfeld.

Priceless!