View Full Version : SEX- how it almost got me fired!

06-14-2007, 06:40 PM
Ok.. Tomorrow I get to go for SEX. I've put $ aside, and tomorrow I've planned several shops to attack.

Well, I was at work..and a friend asked what I was going todo tomorrow.

I forgot where I was and stated in a loud & clear voice.. I'm going shopping for some SEX.

Well, my boss was about 2 ft away, along w/ her boss, and along with her boss's boss's boss!!!

My boss stated my name in a very loud clear voice, I had been talking to a fellow knitter who knew the slang.

I turned around and about died.


I then stated.. I can explain...

They didn't move.

I then explained the meaning of SEX.. stash enrichment expedition..

well, then I explained that the person I was talking to fully undertood the slang, and I would have never go into detail about the other at work.

The Biggie boss, burst out lol, and almost fell on the floor. My boss rolled her eyes, and her boss, just shook his head.

The Biggie Boss, KNITS!!!!!!!!! she knew what I meant!! She then stated at yls? I said. yes.. want to go?

Tthen, my boss & her boss couldn't figure out what Biggie Boss and I was talking about.

Finally Biggie boss explained, and asked me for some addy's as she wanted to hit them today due to staying over tonight and out of stash.

So I gave addys & directions, via a friend, cause I can get you lost on a one way street!

The biggie boss left, and that left my boss and her boss.

They both just shook their heads.. stated only you, and something about falling into "it" and coming up smelling like roses...

I smiled, slipped back to my desk, and kept my voice very low the rest of the day..lol

had to share...:roflhard:

06-14-2007, 06:42 PM

06-14-2007, 06:44 PM
*snort* That's one fantastic knitting story! :teehee:

Jan in CA
06-14-2007, 06:56 PM

06-14-2007, 06:57 PM
Haha- I love it!

06-14-2007, 07:16 PM

Thanks for sharing!

misha rf
06-14-2007, 07:22 PM

That is TOO funny!!!!

06-14-2007, 07:52 PM
I LOVE IT!! :rofling: :yay:

06-14-2007, 07:53 PM

Too darn funny.

06-14-2007, 08:11 PM
This is so funny!

06-14-2007, 08:15 PM

06-14-2007, 08:17 PM
That's hilarious. :rofling::roflhard:

06-14-2007, 08:25 PM
:roflhard::roflhard:So funny!

06-14-2007, 08:36 PM
Thanks for sharing that story - it was so funny!

06-14-2007, 08:49 PM
Classic! :) What luck that the Biggie Boss is a knitter!!! (We're taking over the corporate world...)

06-14-2007, 09:00 PM
OMG, I about died laughing.:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

06-14-2007, 09:05 PM
.....I forgot where I was and stated in a loud & clear voice.. I'm going shopping for some SEX. ......

I smiled, slipped back to my desk, and kept my voice very low the rest of the day..lol
:rofl: too funny that was my fav part! i can see me saying the same to dh adn him reacting the same way :zombie:

06-14-2007, 09:27 PM
well i learned a new word today :shrug: what a hoot:aww:
whewwwwwwwwwww :eyes:

06-14-2007, 10:06 PM
I thought this was a joke at first!



06-14-2007, 10:08 PM

06-14-2007, 11:04 PM
DH just rolled his eyes at me for reading it to him...

06-14-2007, 11:46 PM
That just made my day, thanks for sharing.:roflhard:

06-15-2007, 12:47 AM
We are everywhere:cheering:

06-15-2007, 02:50 AM
:passedout::passedout::passedout::passedout::passe dout::chair:

06-15-2007, 05:19 AM

06-15-2007, 05:31 AM

You just made my day :lol:

06-15-2007, 06:32 AM
I think I'd have died of embarrassment. Very funny.

06-15-2007, 06:46 AM
Lucky your boss knew what u was on about, i'd have about died of embarrassment if it was me.


06-15-2007, 01:27 PM

I've heard it a slightly different way - Stash Enhancement Experience! Either way... love it!

06-15-2007, 01:46 PM
I actually LOL'd and my 2.5 y.o. DD goes, "Mama, what's so funny?"

Thank-you for sharing :roflhard: :rofl:

06-15-2007, 02:10 PM

06-15-2007, 02:13 PM
wipes tears from face

Oh, I needed that!

For heaven's sake, post SEX pics!

06-15-2007, 02:15 PM
You have no idea how much I needed that!! Great story!

06-15-2007, 03:22 PM
OMG, that was the best! Not knowing what SEX meant (well, actually I do know but not THAT sex), I couldn't figure out what the heck you were going to say.

Sounds like something Elaine would say on Seinfeld.