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SusanMarie1956
10-02-2007, 11:08 PM
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:- 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6
floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited

Knitting_Guy
10-02-2007, 11:10 PM
:roflhard:

*KnitPixie*
10-03-2007, 12:19 AM
:rofl:oh my that was hilarious..Thanks for the laugh I needed it!

DQ
10-03-2007, 07:01 AM
:chair:

momwolf
10-03-2007, 07:45 AM
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SusanMarie1956
10-03-2007, 03:58 PM
Hi!

When I get a good joke in my E-MAil, I like to post it here. I'll soon post them on my blog. ( Susan's Place under the KH Blogs. )

Glad you all laughed! :teehee: OR :rofl:

Dangles
10-03-2007, 04:20 PM
:rofl: Thanks, Susan, for the joke.

threesmom
10-03-2007, 04:23 PM
:roflhard::roflhard: too funny! thanks for the laugh!

iza
10-03-2007, 04:29 PM
:roflhard: I love it! I think I'll show this to my boyfriend, who doesn't have a job since he's a student. But other than that he's got all the floor #5 characteristics. Would that mean he would be on basement #1? :teehee:

humblestumble
10-03-2007, 10:14 PM
oh my gosh!

SusanMarie1956
10-03-2007, 10:37 PM
Glad you all like it!

dustinac
10-04-2007, 08:50 AM
:rofl: