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Jan in CA
09-21-2009, 01:27 PM
What is up with some of the weird patterns. I don't mean just clothing because God knows some of those are bizarre, but like this.. a Cheez-it.. really? They had to post these patterns?
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cheez-it

Ewww!
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/knitted-happy-poo-pattern
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/poop

I know they have every right to do so, but it's a serious waste of space IMO. :doh:

globaltraveler
09-21-2009, 01:35 PM
Hey, you never know when you might need a knitted breast or knitted sushi or knitted poop. :)

Mirl56
09-21-2009, 04:25 PM
Here's one for you:
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/my-ex

yarnfanatic
09-21-2009, 06:10 PM
I am right there with you, Jan? What are they thinking?

luvmykid28
09-21-2009, 06:12 PM
Like they say...it takes all kinds...

Jan in CA
09-21-2009, 07:30 PM
Here's one for you:
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/my-ex

Gah!:shock: That one needs a disclaimer!? Egad..

globaltraveler
09-21-2009, 08:56 PM
O.M.G Marilyn! Eeeeuuuugh.

saracidaltendencies
09-21-2009, 10:56 PM
Sweet! I've always wanted to knit poop! :p

WandaT
09-22-2009, 08:19 AM
I'm with ya - while I like to have fun with my knitting, this isn't my definition of fun ...

kellyh57
09-22-2009, 11:17 AM
I have a friend that makes all sorts of yarn/felt food for her daughter's kitchen. I can see her making the Cheezit. As for the others...HUH?

GinnyG
09-22-2009, 11:53 AM
:passedout: lordy

Mike
09-22-2009, 12:37 PM
I have a friend that makes all sorts of yarn/felt food for her daughter's kitchen. I can see her making the Cheezit. As for the others...HUH?
If she has play food for her play kitchen why not play poop for her play bathroom?

Her pretend husband could be sitting in the play living room eating the play cheezits watching football and she can yell at him for not flushing.

Jan in CA
09-22-2009, 01:10 PM
I have a friend that makes all sorts of yarn/felt food for her daughter's kitchen. I can see her making the Cheezit. As for the others...HUH?

That's true, but part of my point is do we really need a pattern for it? :??

cindycactus
09-22-2009, 01:44 PM
Some people have waaaaay tooooo much time on there hands! :whoosh:

mathwizard
09-22-2009, 02:56 PM
I agree that some people have wat too much time on their hands. What will future generations think of knitting!!!!!

Crycket
09-23-2009, 01:20 PM
*shrugs* I guess there is probaby a small demand for such things...

I am personally saddened by the one knitter who had all her Dr. Who stuff taken off due to the BBC....I really want the adipose pattern...I could make one up...but I love the one from the pattern....!

kellyh57
09-24-2009, 01:15 PM
I thought I read somewhere that she was working with them to get them licensed to sell. Maybe that's a different person, but I thought I read somewhere that someone had a line of patterns that had taken them down and was working with the producers to get them "official" and sold (with a kickback of course!).

bambi
09-24-2009, 05:44 PM
Ok, I'd be a little afraid of knitting Cheez-its. Can you imagine one of those getting mixed up in the party bowl? It would be like coughing up a hairball!

As for the poop,

https://www.brown-haley.com/almondproduct.php

http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=1860054

Why not serve edible ones?

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

mwhite
09-24-2009, 06:07 PM
Some people have waaaaay tooooo much time on there hands! :whoosh:

:thumbsup:

MerigoldinWA
09-24-2009, 09:30 PM
Here's one for you:
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/my-ex

And it took 23 pictures to share that one with us. Could be useful for someone I guess who was studying cannibals and needed a shrunken head for a demo. As your ex---kind of unkind. :)

I like knitted food but a cheese cracker should be pretty basic, maybe the little dimple in the middle might be something to share.

The poo. There are always people out there who like this sort of thing. :lol:

globaltraveler
09-25-2009, 12:23 PM
The poo. There are always people out there who like this sort of thing. :lol:

And don't get me started on people who think that references to "my butt" or "your butt" or "the cat's butt" or any butt whatever on their ravatars are somehow daring and edgy and hilarious. Don't. Get.