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ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:28 PM
OMG - I think I've spotted a knitter in the suite across from me. I can see right into her office, but her back is facing me. I think I saw some knitting (or crocheting) body language, you know - pulling the yarn from the skein etc. Now it's time for me to be a peeping-thomasina!!!! Whatever she's making is sitting so far in her lap that I think she's trying to hide it from her officemates.

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:29 PM
Update:

I'm leaning toward crochet. Her arm language looks more crochet now! ...


Peep peep goes peeping Thomasina ...

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:30 PM
Well dang!!! She got up and walked away in the short span it took to type my previous update so I didn't get to see the work ... :(

That's okay ... she'll be back ... :mrgreen:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:31 PM
*sigh*

I'm so slow!!!!! She returned, but it looks now like she's back to work ... you know ... the work I think she's actually paid to do... :verysad:

brendajos
07-21-2005, 04:31 PM
lmao...yeah there's nothing disturbing about this at all... :roflhard:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:32 PM
She left AGAIN!!! Dang it ... stay still lady!!! Can't you see I'm trying to spy on your crafting habits!! :rofling:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:33 PM
lmao...yeah there's nothing disturbing about this at all... :roflhard: Huh - who me??? :mrgreen: :blush:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:36 PM
Knitting Hawk ... do you copy ...

The crafter is back ...
She's looking in her drawers ...
She has discarded some trash ...
No sign of needles or hooks yet ...
She looks bored ...
Perhaps she'll pick up her weapons of distruction again ??

...over and out ...

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

dustinac
07-21-2005, 04:38 PM
:roflhard: you remind me of someone this is something she would do.. :roflhard: I'm enjoying reading this

aaacchhhbbreenndaaajoosswhoooooooo :oo: oh excuse me

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:46 PM
EagleKnit to Knitting Hawk ... do you copy ...

no sign of needle'ic behavior ...
may need reinforcement ...
oh wait ...
she's on the phone ...
perhaps in contact with the local sector of The L.Y.S division?
stand by ...

... over ...

brendajos
07-21-2005, 04:48 PM
:roflhard: you remind me of someone this is something she would do.. :roflhard: I'm enjoying reading this

aaacchhhbbreenndaaajoosswhoooooooo :oo: oh excuse me

nuh uh....i stopped spying once i realized Doug's hares were well guarded...sheesh

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 04:55 PM
EagleKnit to Knitty Hawk ... do you copy ...
The crafter has returned to her den ...
Still no sign of her weapons of mass destruction ...
Intel suggests that she's being cautious in her maneuvers ...
...stand by ...

... over ...

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 05:05 PM
EagleKnit to Knitty Hawk ... do you copy ...

It appears her cover assignment is complete ...
Purse in hand ...
Cleaning her desk ...
I see no sign of a carry case for her weapons of mass destruction...
**panic**
Knitty Hawk ... do you copy ...
I no longer have a visual of the target ... do you copy
**static in the radio**
Kn-t-y --wk ... d--- ou---y...
--jfe8(&$*97--
**radio clarity returns**
Knitty Hawk? Knitty Hawk? Do you copy?
I repeat ... The lights are off. But the target is standing outside. I have spotted a carry case for her weapons of mass destruction.
A beige canvas tote with burgundy handles ... with some type of LION BRAND crafters materials. No sign of a hook or needles, but we've definitely got a yarn manipulator of some type...
Do you read me Knitty Hawk?
**radio static**
D.--.--.-...ou re--.-- K-.-tt--y ..-aw--.k
*@%))_---.|][//*\s=

*radio communication lost*

Ingrid
07-21-2005, 05:09 PM
:roflhard: :notworthy: You win for most original post! Thanks for that. I needed a giggle. :D

You could ask, you know. But I guess that wouldn't be as much fun, huh!

brendajos
07-21-2005, 05:12 PM
lol....now you should accost her in the parking lot and tell her that you couldn't help but notice her yarn manipulations while spying on her from across the way!

she'd LOVE that i am sure! hee hee :roflhard: :roflhard:

koolbreeze
07-21-2005, 05:14 PM
wouldn't that be hilarious if she went home, sat at her computer and log in here and read this thread and relized she was being spyed at work and WHO was doing it!!! :roflhard: maybe she will reply....

brendajos
07-21-2005, 05:15 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 05:32 PM
:roflhard: :notworthy: You win for most original post! Thanks for that. I needed a giggle. :D You could ask, you know. But I guess that wouldn't be as much fun, huh! Why thank you! :blush: Glad you were entertained ;)

And what ... ask?? Well duh! Of course that wouldn't be as much fun!! :mrgreen:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 05:33 PM
lol....now you should accost her in the parking lot and tell her that you couldn't help but notice her yarn manipulations while spying on her from across the way!

she'd LOVE that i am sure! hee hee :roflhard: :roflhard: Hmmm ... :thinking: I think I'd leave out the spy part ... I might blow my cover!!! :shock: :roflhard:

ekgheiy
07-21-2005, 05:36 PM
wouldn't that be hilarious if she went home, sat at her computer and log in here and read this thread and relized she was being spyed at work and WHO was doing it!!! :roflhard: maybe she will reply.... :shock: I thought about that for a second, but then that made it even more fun!!!! To Ms. Anonymous Crafter: BOO!! Guess who!!! :XX:

It's me, it's me ... E ... K ... GEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!! :D

MaggieL
07-21-2005, 05:40 PM
You're hysterical!!!!! :rofling: :rofling: :rofling: The best laugh Iíve had in a long time. :rofling: :rofling:



I can't wait for tomorrows update. :oo:

Ingrid
07-21-2005, 05:57 PM
That knitter/crocheter is home now, posting on her blog about the woman in the next suite is always spying on her, not doing her work and giggling. :D

koolbreeze
07-21-2005, 06:00 PM
tune in tomorrow! :happydance:

Rorshach
07-21-2005, 08:26 PM
same knit time, same knit channel?

dustinac
07-21-2005, 08:37 PM
:roflhard: thanks for the good laugh :roflhard:

:waving: Hi to the person E.K. was spying on!!




gonna go knit and not beliving Brendajos on the spying part!! :D

BinkyKat
07-21-2005, 08:43 PM
Will the briefing of this sortie be presented in the map room?
Great post, most entertaining. I have a small implant of knit-dar, if I see someone I catch myself staring...
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

KellyK
07-21-2005, 09:24 PM
OH FER CRYIN OUT LOUD.....JUST ASK HER!!!!!

I have NEVER experienced this much anxiety over such a trivial subject!!!




:roflhard:

Sara
07-21-2005, 10:05 PM
*laughing so hard, I'm snorting--highly unattractive*

EKG might be in for a restraining order if she mentions the surveillance. Perhaps just a comment about the Lion Brand bag--"Ooh, I'm a compulsive knitter! What's your habit?"

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Aello
07-22-2005, 03:54 AM
OMG LOL!!! I am laughing so hard after reading this that I am actually CRYING! thank you for that lol...

I think it's time you approach her and ask lol.


wouldn't that be hilarious if she went home, sat at her computer and log in here and read this thread and relized she was being spyed at work and WHO was doing it!!! :roflhard: maybe she will reply....

I was thinking this very thing while reading lol!

ekgheiy
07-22-2005, 09:53 AM
EagleKnit to Knitty Hawk ... over?
I repeat ... EagleKnit to Knitty Hawk, do you copy?
We have comfirmation of the weapon of mass destruction.
**panic and commotion**
Sh ... she ... OMG ... she is wielding a hook!!!
She's chaining, sc'ing and dc'ing without a care in the world!!!
Her yarn manipulations are fabricating something white ...
...something perhaps 4 to 7 inches in width, and maybe an inch long.
...it looks likes she's just getting started.
Yes, definitely white!!
**radio static**
Mi*/#%(@Sio(#__.-..,-acc*/-+!$h
**slight radio clarity**
Knitty Hawk, do you read me?
I repeat, mission accomplished ...
**static**
/*-+_*&^#@
M!$$!0^ @<<omp!!Sh
**radio clarity; cheers & commotion**
Again, Mission accomplished Knitty Hawk
mission accomplished ...
This is EagleKnit, returning to base camp ... ETA 16 minutes!!! ... over ...

*radio communication terminated*

Stonington
07-22-2005, 10:44 AM
OMG... :cheering: Thank you so much for my much needed morning giggle! I love the "ongoing saaaagggaaa" Alas I am all alone in my office :verysad: no one to spy on and no one to spy!

ekgheiy
07-22-2005, 11:35 AM
OMG... :cheering: Thank you so much for my much needed morning giggle! I love the "ongoing saaaagggaaa" Alas I am all alone in my office :verysad: no one to spy on and no one to spy! OMG - No covert assignments that you can assign yourself?? How ever do you survive the day?? :shock: :rofling:

Stonington
07-22-2005, 11:43 AM
I live vicariously through all of you lol..... :rollseyes: Some would say this is a sad existance.. but they do not know this group! :cheering:

ekgheiy
07-22-2005, 01:09 PM
**panic, commotion*
Knitty Hawk to EagleKnit ... go you read me?
EagleKnit!!
EagleKnit!!

EagleKnit to Knitty Hawk, I copy ... over ...

EagleKnit, base camp has just received intel ... your mark was just a victim of ... of ... a FROGGING!!!! over ...

OMG!!! :shock:

*radio communication terminated*

Silver
07-22-2005, 01:12 PM
*snort* :roflhard:

koolbreeze
07-22-2005, 03:29 PM
why did i come home just to check this thread and now about to go out again!!! EGK you're making my life look pathetic!!! :roflhard:

ekgheiy
07-22-2005, 04:25 PM
**giggle giggle**
:shifty:

amy
07-22-2005, 06:08 PM
:roflhard: This is too funny, EKG! You are such a riot.

Okay Knitty Hawk, this is a direct order:
Knitty Hawk, you must Contact the stealth-crochetter in person, and report all chatty social activity back to base.

Eagle Knit, is the coast clear for sociallizing? :oo: Over.

brendajos
07-22-2005, 06:09 PM
ooooooooooooh nooooooooo....look what she did...she got Amy involved now tooooo! there is no good that can come from this! :verysad:



;) :lol:

MaggieL
07-22-2005, 06:21 PM
Woohoo! :heart: this place!

BinkyKat
07-22-2005, 07:22 PM
Perhaps Ops has the yarn ball with GPS and micro recording chip inside and it's ready to be planted in the mark's tote...
Must use major stealth mode for exchange... :thumbsup:

ekgheiy
07-23-2005, 12:11 PM
Perhaps Ops has the yarn ball with GPS and micro recording chip inside and it's ready to be planted in the mark's tote...
Must use major stealth mode for exchange... :thumbsup: heh ... heh ... heh ... :devil: *Pink Panther music playing in the background* :oo: :oo:
:rofl: :rofl: