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kayeknit
12-15-2005, 04:05 PM
SAD NEWS

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasions and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who kneads it.

feministmama
12-15-2005, 04:34 PM
Groan :rollseyes: AND :roflhard: (who has time to make these up now)

Ingrid
12-15-2005, 05:26 PM
Pop Tart :rofling:

vcuchica931
12-15-2005, 06:02 PM
:) that was cute

RachelG
12-15-2005, 07:30 PM
I've read that before, but I never cease to get a chuckle out of it!

chanters
12-15-2005, 08:41 PM
He was 71 and had one more in the oven? Wow... that's the kind of man I knead... :rollseyes: Do you think he excerciced or was he bread for it?

Ingrid
12-15-2005, 08:48 PM
He was 71 and had one more in the oven? Wow... that's the kind of man I knead... :rollseyes: Do you think he excerciced or was he bread for it?

GROAN!!!! :rofling: :rofling:

wewantmore
12-15-2005, 10:42 PM
:roflhard:

aprildavis99
12-16-2005, 12:20 AM
:roflhard:

feministmama
12-16-2005, 03:00 PM
OH STOP :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Hildegard_von_Knittin
12-16-2005, 03:08 PM
this is getting a little over done, don't you think?

nicolethegeek
12-16-2005, 03:19 PM
this is getting a little over done, don't you think?
Just cut off the burnt parts... the rest is still good.

punkhippiemom
12-17-2005, 03:07 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:
seriously... my husband wonders what I'm doing online... stop it....

Jenelle
12-17-2005, 03:42 AM
That was cute! :roflhard:

dustinac
12-17-2005, 11:57 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: never seen that before!!