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knitwit88
07-08-2007, 09:34 AM
My friend sent this to me, thought I'd share.:blooby:


Can you cry under water?



How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?



Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a Hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? :roflhard:



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

knitwit88
07-08-2007, 09:36 AM
Does the
Alphabet song
and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window

JessicaR
07-08-2007, 10:32 AM
:lol: :rofling: :roflhard: :thumbsup:

dakatzmeow
07-08-2007, 10:43 AM
adorable!

Mariblue
07-08-2007, 04:39 PM
Very funny, thanks for the laughs! :thumbsup:

Kaydee
07-09-2007, 10:34 AM
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

I love that!

dreamsherl
07-10-2007, 09:01 PM
Those were hilarious. :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

Lady Violet
07-10-2007, 09:57 PM
:roflhard: :chair: :roflhard: :chair: :roflhard:

Rorshach
07-13-2007, 01:51 AM
Hmm, those questions are along the same lines as "Ok, so what's the speed of dark?", "If you're travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?", "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?", "What happens if you get scared half to death twice in a row?" and "You can't have everything, where would you put it?" :roflhard:

Knitting_Guy
07-13-2007, 06:25 PM
And of course

"Shouldn't abbreviated be a much shorter word?"

zip
07-13-2007, 10:45 PM
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?