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Sharly
07-19-2007, 03:00 PM
Can you believe this?

Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd (http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070719/NEWS/70719017/-1/NEWS05)

:roflhard:

threesmom
07-19-2007, 03:39 PM
:roflhard:

Doesn't anyone check these things first?

Kaydee
07-19-2007, 04:18 PM
That could go to the Tonight Show for the headlines segment. I love that part of the show!

BinkyKat
07-19-2007, 09:55 PM
That could go to the Tonight Show for the headlines segment. I love that part of the show!
I love that bit too! Especially the engagements...my favorite one was for the "Wiggley-Wiener" wedding :roflhard:

There are two towns near hear that a locally famous headline read many many years ago... "Fertile Couple Dies in Climax"
It was an unfortunate accident that a couple from Fertile MN died in Climax ND...sad, yet funny all these years later.:teehee:

Ingrid
07-19-2007, 10:26 PM
There was one in the local paper that I was going to send to Leno.

"Man Buried Alive 26 Years Ago, Dies"

Some stamina, huh?

BinkyKat
07-19-2007, 11:01 PM
I saw an ad in the classified once I wish I would have sent in...
"For sale: Dining room table-seats 10 with 8 chairs"
:shrug: Who gets to sit on weird Uncle Sid's lap next thanksgiving?:teehee:

Sharly
07-20-2007, 09:52 AM
I love that bit too! Especially the engagements...my favorite one was for the "Wiggley-Wiener" wedding :roflhard:

There are two towns near hear that a locally famous headline read many many years ago... "Fertile Couple Dies in Climax"
It was an unfortunate accident that a couple from Fertile MN died in Climax ND...sad, yet funny all these years later.:teehee:

There was one in the local paper that I was going to send to Leno.

"Man Buried Alive 26 Years Ago, Dies"

Some stamina, huh?

:roflhard::rofling::roflhard::rofling::roflhard::r ofling:

Chel
07-20-2007, 10:50 AM
I posted this a long time ago.

I know what they meant, but it still makes me laugh.