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mathwizard
05-14-2008, 07:25 AM
Here is a laugh for today:
One morning, the husband returns the
boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in
his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says
the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Knitting_Guy
05-14-2008, 08:01 AM
:roflhard:

Silver
05-14-2008, 09:07 AM
:roflhard: Good one!!

ecb
05-14-2008, 09:29 AM
this is one of my Favs

have not seen it in a while

ecb

Jan in CA
05-14-2008, 10:01 AM
:yay: :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

evona
05-14-2008, 10:11 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: I love it!

kellee0302
05-14-2008, 10:44 AM
hope you don't mind, but I just had to share this with my co-workers.

mathwizard
05-14-2008, 04:37 PM
A friend sent it to me and I shared with the group. So share away!!!:yay:

snowbear
05-17-2008, 10:39 PM
2 words... Love It!

I've sent it to my round of friends, lol It wil be enjoyed!

Dangles
05-18-2008, 03:03 AM
:roflhard:

Karina
05-18-2008, 04:54 AM
Love it..

annomalley
05-18-2008, 09:27 AM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

jess_hawk
05-18-2008, 11:00 PM
roflmao!!!

lelvsdgs
05-19-2008, 07:20 PM
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :woohoo:

bambi
05-19-2008, 09:42 PM
:cheering:

:roflhard:

Bambi