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saracidaltendencies
09-27-2008, 01:00 AM
Ok, so, today I went to my lys with my kids and neighbor...when we got there, my son announced he had to go potty...I take him to the bathroom and a little while later my daughter knocks on the door...I open the door a bit and, as 2 ladies are walking by, my son announces to my daughter, "I'm going poop, Isabelle!" :roflhard: Man, talk about your face going red!! And, as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, a little while later he asked me to hold him...We were near the register and the owner was there, behind the counter...I picked my son up (when I hold him, I hold him on my hip) and he says, "mama, when you hold me my penis hurts." :thud::roflhard: Man! I told my neighbor I'd never be able to show my face in there again after today! The things kids say, I tell ya!

ritaw
09-27-2008, 07:30 AM
LOL That is very funny . I just love the things kids come out with . They are so innocent .
I am sure your LYS has heard worse and by adults lol :)

Jan in CA
09-27-2008, 07:32 AM
:roflhard:

Knitting_Guy
09-27-2008, 07:44 AM
:LOL: I wouldn't be too embarrassed about it. Like they say, "Kids say the darnedest things"

GinnyG
09-27-2008, 08:15 AM
:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard: :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:
priceless

iza
09-27-2008, 09:01 AM
:roflhard: :roflhard: Too funny! But ya know, your kids know the proper words, and use them in their proper contexts. What else do you want? :teehee:

Your daughter's name is Isabelle? :hug: It's my first name too! Good choice. :teehee:

stitchwitch
09-27-2008, 10:27 AM
My husband and I went to a Tampa Bay Devil Rays game once with a friend of mine, her husband and her three little boys all under the age of 7. During the game the middle guy tells his father he needs to use the bathroom. No problem, Les (her hubby) gets up and takes him. When they come back, they're walking down the stadium steps and Matthew (the son) yells at the top of his lungs "Mom, I have diarrhea!!!!!". We all turn around and just sink in our seats as people in back of us laughed hysterically. After about five minutes we all made a pact to get up and move to the other side of the stadium. As we were all leaving the row some guy yelled out "you can run but we can still see you wherever you go!". We all covered our faces, laughed and moved on. :roflhard:

lelvsdgs
09-27-2008, 12:36 PM
When my daughter was between 1-2 years old and learning to talk her father thought it was so funny to teach her how to say "fart". Yeah, that was until we were in a restaurant and she blurts out loudly "Daddy you farted" and laughed.
So yeah, kids do say the darnedest things and you don't need to be embarrassed. At least he knows the proper anatomical terms for his body parts! :)

rachael72knitter
09-27-2008, 12:46 PM
As a first grade teacher, I hear these types of comments everyday. Yesterday, I had a student come back in the room frantic. He couldn't get his pants off in time to potty. I asked him what happened, did he wait to long to ask to go? He said "my penis just did that." Ha. . .if my parents only knew half the stuff I hear.

You poor girl. Hopefully the LYS lady is a Mom, because as Mom's I think we ALL have a story like this one.

mks22300
09-27-2008, 07:44 PM
:roflhard:

Puddinpop
09-27-2008, 10:19 PM
The diarrhea comment is pretty embarrassing. It's all very innocent, but I would be embarrassed because everyone was laughing. I keep telling my daughter and fiance' that they need to clean up their language. Fiance' thinks it's funny with GD says something colorful, but she goes to a Christian daycare and I just know that all comes out when she is there. I am waiting for her to say something embarrassing when she goes to church with me. I guess they will get over it.:teehee:

bailsmom
09-27-2008, 10:30 PM
:rofl: OMG, that is too funny.!

Arielluria
09-27-2008, 11:17 PM
:roflhard: LOL! Sounds as if your husband must have been coaching him.........to keep you out of the LYS!

Debkcs
09-28-2008, 12:57 AM
Too funny! Don't worry about the LYS ladies, as someone said, they're probably all moms, too.

Yes, we all have these stories. When my son was three, my DH and I worked night shifts at a local hospital, leaving him with a sitter who came over and slept until we got home. One Sunday morning, we invited everyone over for breakfast (prepared the day before).

A few minutes after everyone had arrived, about fifteen people, he woke up, kicked off his pj's, and ran through the group in the kitchen with his little penis erect, shouting "my penis is full!" heading for the only empty bathroom as fast as he could. His Dad wrapped a towel around him for the return trip, but some of our friends were still laughing, and the little comedian actually took a bow.

Oh to be that innocent again!

knitasha
09-28-2008, 10:51 AM
Sounds like a great, bright kid. Says what he means, communicates clearly, uses the right vocabulary. What's to be embarrassed about?

Shandeh
09-29-2008, 03:05 AM
I have lots of stories from when my boys were little. But the one I remember the most is from my OWN childhood.

When I was a little girl, I loved to sing all the songs that played on television commercials. My favorite song was the old Budweiser ad:
:note: "When you say Bud....
you've said a lot of things nobody else can say....
When you say Bud....
you show you care enough to only serve the King of Beers!
There is no other one...there's only something less....
because the King of Beers is really all there is.
When you say Budweiser.....you've said it all." :note:

One Sunday morning, my mom dressed me for church, saying, "Sandy, when you're at Sunday School, do NOT sing that Budweiser song!!"

When she came to pick me up from Sunday School, I was playing with a dollhouse, and singing the Budweiser song. :teehee:

saracidaltendencies
09-29-2008, 09:47 AM
Sounds like a great, bright kid. Says what he means, communicates clearly, uses the right vocabulary. What's to be embarrassed about?

I think what makes it a bit "embarrassing" for me is I was in there the other day asking for a job :teehee:

saracidaltendencies
09-29-2008, 09:48 AM
I have lots of stories from when my boys were little. But the one I remember the most is from my OWN childhood.

When I was a little girl, I loved to sing all the songs that played on television commercials. My favorite song was the old Budweiser ad:
:note: "When you say Bud....
you've said a lot of things nobody else can say....
When you say Bud....
you show you care enough to only serve the King of Beers!
There is no other one...there's only something less....
because the King of Beers is really all there is.
When you say Budweiser.....you've said it all." :note:

One Sunday morning, my mom dressed me for church, saying, "Sandy, when you're at Sunday School, do NOT sing that Budweiser song!!"

When she came to pick me up from Sunday School, I was playing with a dollhouse, and singing the Budweiser song. :teehee:


:rofl:

saracidaltendencies
09-29-2008, 09:49 AM
Too funny! Don't worry about the LYS ladies, as someone said, they're probably all moms, too.

Yes, we all have these stories. When my son was three, my DH and I worked night shifts at a local hospital, leaving him with a sitter who came over and slept until we got home. One Sunday morning, we invited everyone over for breakfast (prepared the day before).

A few minutes after everyone had arrived, about fifteen people, he woke up, kicked off his pj's, and ran through the group in the kitchen with his little penis erect, shouting "my penis is full!" heading for the only empty bathroom as fast as he could. His Dad wrapped a towel around him for the return trip, but some of our friends were still laughing, and the little comedian actually took a bow.

Oh to be that innocent again!


:roflhard:

That totally sounds like something my son would say!

kellee0302
09-29-2008, 10:05 AM
My son was about 3 when we were in the grocery store. We had passed by the feminine hygiene aisle when he yells out, Hey Mom, do you need some toupons. I was embarrassed, but the way he said it I couldn't help but laugh.

Crycket
09-29-2008, 10:38 AM
Kids are really funny! If I had a dollar for everytime on of my guides or brownies made me burst out into random laughter....

I think one of my more embarrassing moments was when one of my Brownies was going though a tough time. Her mother had cancer and in an effort to get at it, had her right arm removed.

So...one day at a meeting, I asked the girl where ALL her badges were....and she says to me "My mom doesn't have an arm" My heart sank, but over the years, I actually find the whole thing mildly funny....Not cause her mom was in distress (she later that year passed away) but just for the silliness of the whole conversation....I think I ended up telling her to glue them on....I was determined!

MoniDew
09-29-2008, 12:33 PM
as a mother of 4 and grandmother of 6 (so far) I can say that if there is one thing children teach you, it's that the truth should never be a cause for embarassment. Truth is universal. That's the way they treat it, and it should be so for us as adults.

What an honest and unveiled world we would live in if we could all be as children.
________
Lincoln Blackwood History (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/Lincoln_Blackwood)

Puddinpop
09-29-2008, 12:38 PM
That story reminds me of when I was shopping with my daughter, at the time she was very young, and my niece. My niece loved to tease me and she got my daughter asking me if I was PMS-ing. My daughter was not quiet about it either.

Crycket
09-29-2008, 03:23 PM
as a mother of 4 and grandmother of 6 (so far) I can say that if there is one thing children teach you, it's that the truth should never be a cause for embarassment. Truth is universal. That's the way they treat it, and it should be so for us as adults.

What an honest and unveiled world we would live in if we could all be as children.

I like that....well said!

I find that so many ppl are either afraid of the truth, or afraid of speaking it. I like to get things out of the air before they fester....

knitasha
09-29-2008, 09:58 PM
I think what makes it a bit "embarrassing" for me is I was in there the other day asking for a job :teehee:

I hope you get it.
If nothing else, they'll remember you
as the good mom with the cute kid.

Simply_Renee
10-01-2008, 11:51 AM
LMAO- I love it. Little boys are lotsa fun (remember- I have a 5 year old who occasionally bursts into song with such lyrics as "penis penis peee-nisss" He also drew a picture of his family at school and drew me with 2 big round circles with dots in the middle under my face. Nice.)

At least you're teaching him the right words for things.

Boys are worse, but my daughter at that age very loudly commented that " Mama has a BEARD" while we were on a flight. Nowhere to hide. Guess it was time to wax the lip again. (and teach her that a MOUSTACHE is not the same as a beard- HA!)

Shandeh
10-02-2008, 01:24 AM
:roflhard:

saracidaltendencies
10-02-2008, 11:38 PM
LMAO- I love it. Little boys are lotsa fun (remember- I have a 5 year old who occasionally bursts into song with such lyrics as "penis penis peee-nisss" He also drew a picture of his family at school and drew me with 2 big round circles with dots in the middle under my face. Nice.)

At least you're teaching him the right words for things.

Boys are worse, but my daughter at that age very loudly commented that " Mama has a BEARD" while we were on a flight. Nowhere to hide. Guess it was time to wax the lip again. (and teach her that a MOUSTACHE is not the same as a beard- HA!)

:roflhard: