Elephant Boxers for Men
 

If anyone can find a pattern for this I'd greatly appreciate it! want it done in time for Santa to deliver!

Couldn't even begin to start looking, because I'm laughing so hard. Those are awesome!!! ROFL!!! I do wish you luck with finding the pattern.

:roflhard: OMG --- 2 funny :woohoo: PLEASE if you find it = post it here = I would love to have it ------ got the perfect guy in mind

Me too
 

If you find the pattern I would like it too. Can't get the smile off my face imagining my DH in them.

I couldn't find anything. :shrug:

I must be even more of a fuddy-duddy than I thought; these seemed rather...ah...hmm...obscene (the Very Far Side of risqué) for a public forum to me. :oops:

DCM

I can't imagine ANY man who would willingly wear this.:??:teehee:

I can only imagine you'd be making them as a joke gift, I agree with others they really can't be comfortable because...well...um... never mind.

But if you must, it shouldn't be hard to find a pair of knitted shorts. There are many in woman's sizes. You might have to size up for them to fit a man.

Next, I found several banana cozy patterns. It'd just be a matter of figuring out where to place a hole in the shorts to transition to knitting in the round for the elephant trunk.

ROFL! ...too funny! (and very risque indeed, for a fuddy knitting forum, haha.

and yet, I do appreciate your wanting to find a pattern for them. Even if just for a good laugh on Xmas day when everyone opens presents in front of everyone else. Will he be opening them in front of his in-laws? and hopefully no children in the room at the time... (oh....naughty naughty).

OMG - this was not what I was expecting when I opened this post!!!

Too funny!!!