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Forum: The Lounge 09-30-2010, 12:05 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
ETERNAL LIFE

The joke is told about three nurses who died and went to Heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by Peter. To the first, he asked, "What did you used to do back on Earth? Why do you think...
Forum: General Knitting 06-06-2010, 08:14 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 943
Posted By TooCircular
This is wild~

Stumbled across this so I thought I'd pass it along. Knit, crochet or sew a version of yourself and send it over to London by June 26. You can read more about it at these...
Forum: The Lounge 06-02-2010, 08:50 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Smile The Outhouse Poem

The service station trade was slow
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piled shavings on the ground.

No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a...
Forum: General Knitting 12-18-2009, 01:23 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 779
Posted By TooCircular
Smile OT: Merry Christmas, you guys! Let's have a Christmas cookie recipe exchange! This one's my favorite...

PECAN SANDIES

1 cup butter or marg.
1/3 cup granulated sugar
2 tsp. vanilla
2 cups flour
1 cup chopped pecans
1/4 cup powdered sugar

Beat butter for 30 seconds; add sugar and beat ‘til fluffy. Add...
Forum: The Lounge 12-18-2009, 01:01 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Wink Q What do you give a reindeer with an upset...

Q What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A Elk-a-seltzer!

Q Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A Because every buck is dear to him!

Q Who sings "Blue Christmas" and...
Forum: The Lounge 12-15-2009, 03:28 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Wink 'Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.

The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his...
Forum: The Lounge 12-04-2009, 01:04 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Not a joke~ just thought I'd share

Who would have thought...

..that when you wished your kids didn't need you so much, you would someday wish that they did?

..that when there wasn't enough time in the day, you might someday wonder...
Forum: The Lounge 11-18-2009, 06:42 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
A recent bride called her mother one evening in...

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.

"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the...
Forum: The Lounge 11-16-2009, 10:16 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
The Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one...

The Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes to take their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little...
Forum: The Lounge 11-12-2009, 01:13 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
How to Write Good

Avoid alliteration. Always.

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)

Employ the vernacular.

Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Forum: The Lounge 11-04-2009, 08:29 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
There was once a young man who, in his youth,...

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great," he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that...
Forum: General Knitting 10-28-2009, 05:57 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 845
Posted By TooCircular
Unconventional use for yarn skein, but it works!!

Sometimes my hand gets tired while working the computer mouse. I discovered if you put a nice, soft yarn skein (just the right size) under your wrist while working the mouse, it really helps relieve...
Forum: The Lounge 10-22-2009, 12:28 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe...

A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous...
Forum: The Lounge 10-19-2009, 07:59 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Adam wants to see the world and signs on to a...

Adam wants to see the world and signs on to a tramp steamer to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his...
Forum: How-to Questions 10-17-2009, 12:59 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 555
Posted By TooCircular
Maybe this link will...

Maybe this link will help:

http://www.socknitters.com/2circs/lessonthree.htm
Forum: The Lounge 10-14-2009, 09:19 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
This is a list of comments from test papers,...

This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.


1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is...
Forum: The Lounge 10-07-2009, 06:11 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------------ Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store...
Forum: The Lounge 09-28-2009, 09:53 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Smile Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's...

Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's office.

Man: "Excuse me, can you help me? I keep thinking I'm a moth!"

Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

Man: "Yes, I...
Forum: The Lounge 09-15-2009, 10:44 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Most cartoon characters remain frozen in time....

Most cartoon characters remain frozen in time. Though they've been around almost 50 years the members of the Peanuts gang are in some unspecified elementary school holding pattern. But what if they...
Forum: The Lounge 09-01-2009, 01:40 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Wink DON'T DESPAIR

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she...
Forum: The Lounge 08-17-2009, 11:55 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Customer: "How much are these oranges?" Vendor:...

Customer: "How much are these oranges?"

Vendor: "Two for a quarter."

Customer: "How much is just one?"

Vendor: "Fifteen cents."

Customer: "Then I'll take the other one."
Forum: General Knitting 06-16-2009, 09:10 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,236
Posted By TooCircular
I've heard that if you freeze a mohair or...

I've heard that if you freeze a mohair or fuzzy-yarned garment overnight, the yarn won't stick together as much as you unravel it. I've never tried it, though.


Jan
Forum: The Lounge 06-09-2009, 06:29 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair...

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride...
Forum: Pattern Central 06-07-2009, 02:30 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,658
Posted By TooCircular
I too like the slippers at this website: ...

I too like the slippers at this website: http://www.pioneerheritageshoppe.com/knitslippers-wm.htm
so I wrote the company asking if the pattern is for sale. This was their response:

Thank you...
Forum: The Lounge 06-06-2009, 12:45 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 39,501
Posted By TooCircular
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a...

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we...
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