I never trusted my campus health center once my best friends roommate went and was told she had the flu and they pumped her up with all sorts of meds. Turns out, she was pregnant! Duh, isn't that the first thing they usually ask, "Is there any chance you could be pregnant?".
Sheldon Cooper: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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