Wow, I can't think of anything you could knit or crochet AND sell within 7 days, but I wish you luck.
On another note, I'm not sure what you mean by "bilateral schizophrenically." I'm guessing you just got the exact terminology wrong and it's some type of schizophrenia or that his parents have schizophrenia? Either way, I'll say a prayer for your family and that sweet little baby. Will you post pictures when he arrives?