That is too funny! I mean its not funny but yes it really is funny!!
I feel bad for anyone who has to deal w/neighbors. I live in the woods and have no neighbors we can actually see. And I love it like that!! I can go to the clothes line in my birthday suit if I want (and I do!!) and nobody can see except maybe a deer or fox or other wild critter. And I can do what I want without an audience and say what I want without someone listening.
I'm sorry you have to live next to a crazy neighbor. I'll pray for them to move away!!
But thanks for the good laugh - it is a good way to end my work day!!