Too funny! I had to copy it for another board I'm on -- it's too cute to not share.
I fold a fitted sheet by plucking the corners and then folding together as if they were real corners. (You know, the tip of the corner where the seam ends?) I think the tucking into itself is a better solution -- I do that with the crib sheets -- but for some reason I started doing it this other way with my newer sheets.
Also, totally agree with the MapQuest direction thing. I'm in the middle of a sub, on the far edge of a city, so for me I don't need the ten steps to get to the expressway. It always sends me there no matter where I'm going!