Where's Demonica? Queen of jokedom!
If this joke line is going to take off we'll need Demonica to come back with more stories. Any one know where she is lately?
In the meantime, for fun, take some of the old sayings and bring them up to date as you wish. For instance, I have a few:
"If it ain't broke" . . . it's probably not mine.
" Where there's a will" . . . there's relatives.
And from Willy Shakespeare, All's well that . . . is, if you've got money in the bank and options on lots more!
Your turn. Jean