Jean, I said I'd share when I had something. Maybe a lot of you have heard this one before, but here goes....
Three women, 2 younger, and a senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager, she said, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand".
The other woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The other woman finally said......
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!!
Hope that brought a chuckle to someone today.