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Old 05-11-2011, 07:20 PM   #32
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Three ladies in the sauna
Jean, I said I'd share when I had something. Maybe a lot of you have heard this one before, but here goes....

Three women, 2 younger, and a senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager, she said, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand".

The other woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The other woman finally said......

WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Hope that brought a chuckle to someone today.
Jeanie

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