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Old 05-18-2011, 03:12 PM   #37
NebraskaGal
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MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE BECAUSE......

-Your last name stays the same
-The garage is all yours
-Wedding plans take care of themselves
-Chocolate is just another snack
-You can never get pregnant
-You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park
-You can wear NO t-shirt to a water park
-Car mechanics tell you the truth
-You don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on
a bolt
-Same work, more pay
-Wrinkles add character
-Her wedding dress $5,000 His tux rental $100
-People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
-One mood all the time
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
-A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
-You can open all of your own jars
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
-If someone forgets to invite you, he can still be your friend
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
-You can play with toys all of your life
-Your belly usually hides your big hips
-One wallet, one color, all seasons
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
-You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife
-You have freedom of choice regarding growing a mustache
-You can do Christmas shopping for twenty-five people on December
24 in 20 minutes
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