Jeanie and Sara, You're getting your giddyup in gear. Great laughs. Thanks so much.
The '35' kids reminded me of an old one.
A couple with 9 children asked their Dr. what they could do to prevent any more babies.
Dr. told the husband to make sure to place a rubber over his organ.
4 months later the couple was back - wife,obviously pregnant and husband obviously irked.
The husband complained and the Dr. said, "Did you put a rubber over your organ as I suggested?
The husband replied, "Well, we didn't have any rubber and no organ either, so I just threw a sheet over the piano and here we are pregnant again!"
This one is old enough to have whiskers, but who knows what you've been paying attention to?