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Old 05-18-2011, 05:47 PM   #39
wellslipmystitches
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Jeanie and Sara, You're getting your giddyup in gear. Great laughs. Thanks so much.
The '35' kids reminded me of an old one.

A couple with 9 children asked their Dr. what they could do to prevent any more babies.

Dr. told the husband to make sure to place a rubber over his organ.

4 months later the couple was back - wife,obviously pregnant and husband obviously irked.

The husband complained and the Dr. said, "Did you put a rubber over your organ as I suggested?

The husband replied, "Well, we didn't have any rubber and no organ either, so I just threw a sheet over the piano and here we are pregnant again!"

This one is old enough to have whiskers, but who knows what you've been paying attention to?
Jean
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