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Old 01-01-2012, 02:38 AM   #273
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Originally Posted by Shandeh View Post

Here's our next silly story:

Scene: A restaurant

Customer: Oh, waiter! Would you please bring me a (DAUGHTER)? I want to see what today’s specials are.

Waiter: Today’s specials are cream of (HOUSE) soup, and T-bone (NEEDLE). Does that sound good?

Customer: Yes, but I’ll have the roast prime (TUB) of beef, with the (KNITTING) pudding.

Waiter: We’re out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin (MARGARITA TREE) and an (EGREGIOUS) green salad?

Customer: No thanks. I’d rather have the (PUTATIVE) fried chicken.

Waiter: Sorry, but we’re out of that, too. How about soft-shell (ZEDONKS)?

Customer: No thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island (LAMP)?

Waiter: Sorry…no. Why don’t you try our (PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTING) goulash with homemade (GOOFY RAINBOW) sauce?

Customer: No thanks. Just bring me a/an (JUICY) egg sandwich and a cup of black (SEA WATER).
Juicy egg sandwich? That's my breakfast tomorrow morning!

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