2012 New Year's Eve Party - 5th Annual!
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01-01-2012, 02:38 AM
1st Leg of the Journey
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Here's our next silly story:
Scene: A restaurant
Customer: Oh, waiter! Would you please bring me a (DAUGHTER)? I want to see what today’s specials are.
Waiter: Today’s specials are cream of (HOUSE) soup, and T-bone (NEEDLE). Does that sound good?
Customer: Yes, but I’ll have the roast prime (TUB) of beef, with the (KNITTING) pudding.
Waiter: We’re out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin (MARGARITA TREE) and an (EGREGIOUS) green salad?
Customer: No thanks. I’d rather have the (PUTATIVE) fried chicken.
Waiter: Sorry, but we’re out of that, too. How about soft-shell (ZEDONKS)?
Customer: No thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island (LAMP)?
Waiter: Sorry…no. Why don’t you try our (PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTING) goulash with homemade (GOOFY RAINBOW) sauce?
Customer: No thanks. Just bring me a/an (JUICY) egg sandwich and a cup of black (SEA WATER).
Juicy egg sandwich? That's my breakfast tomorrow morning!
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