Originally Posted by Jan in CA
Unless you have a pet then your apt becomes one giant litterbox.
And dry dishes? Most go in the dishwasher and those that don't dry themselves just fine and don't need any intervention from me.
What's this all about, Jan? You mean I'm supposed to do something other than toss things once their used?
Long ago and far away, as I was going out the office door for lunch, I butted in on a conversation about chocolate chip cookies. Someone had just said he liked them warm? Smart a** that I am, I aked, how do you get them warm? He said something about just out of the oven. I said, You're supposed to bake them? The look on his face was priceless, I think he thought for a moment that I was serious. Of course another time I told someone after I'd been asked who knows how many times, no I didn't get my hair cut, I washed it and it shrank. I love the look on people's faces when they are caught unaware like that.
If it weren't for a warped sense of humor, I'd have none at all.