Jan: Oh, I'm not offended! In fact, I'm enjoying the ribbing and the back and forth!
I was just trying to explain my amazing cat and why all the sympathy for me was so unnecessary.
Personally, though, I'm a dog person, so I guess I have the best of both worlds.
GG: That's a pretty amazing cat. Mine's not quite that good yet, but she does know how to say "Hello"! And she yodels quite well, too, which is how she got her moniker (Yodel).
And mojo: You must have missed the part where I said the cat is closely monitored at all times when inside. So, no, no sneak attacks on outlawed furniture!