My GD was doing something once, tipping back in a chair she was sitting in maybe, and wouldn't stop when I told her to. I finally asked her, would you like to have to go to the ER with that up your butt? She quit. I thought it was a joke, maybe not so much. Kids. We love 'em anyhow.
You're not crazy, you're a knitter.
There's a cure for crazy.