That reminds me of this episode of an old show, Mystery Diagnosis, where a woman walked into a crotchet hook she had accidentally dropped onto the floor and impaled her foot on it.
Well, I don't want to scare you with the details, so I won't say anything more. I am just glad that all your daughter has as a result of the impalement, is a sore backside.
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