That reminds me of this episode of an old show, Mystery Diagnosis, where a woman walked into a crotchet hook she had accidentally dropped onto the floor and impaled her foot on it.
Well, I don't want to scare you with the details, so I won't say anything more. I am just glad that all your daughter has as a result of the impalement, is a sore backside.
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Garter Stitch Bag in variegated shades of pink and purple
Garter Stitch Scarf in lavender
Garter Stitch Scarf in variegated shades of blue
Garter Stitch Cowl in vargateted pastel shades of pink, purple, blue and yellow.