You blame me
Oh, you'll know when it's MY fault because you'll suddenly own $150 of Malabrigo that you have NO idea what to do with. You might also suddenly find yourself with a bunch of cashmere and several colors of $20/skein sock yarn. No sir, you got off easy today!
When you and I get together, we will really
do some damage to your budget (and if I'm really on a bender, your credit rating!)