HAHA - Brendajos you're too funny. I use that system too.
I print patterns that I have used and am going to use and I also have a done taking up space on my computer. My poor laptop is starting to act its age and I am afraid to rely on it to store my patterns much longer so I am trying to decide if I should start moving them to a CD-RW or if I should just slowly print and file them....
I am seriouly thinking about file folders labelled - hats, scarfs, bags, babies, misc and adding them to my existing filing cabinet.
Once I get this solved - we move onto how to store yarn such that I can close the closet door
If I mention the use of power tools maybe I can get DH to build me some shelves in the closet