Help With Caption for Blog

HillbillyKnits · 12-25-2010, 02:42 AM

Okay, as you all can see, Granny Clampett is my avatar.

She is also (as stated on my blog) the "HillbillyKnits Guardian".

I need some help coming up with an original caption that involves Granny and knitting and with humor.

Does anyone want to help me out?

I promise I will give the credit to whomever comes up with the one that I choose to use.

Daylilydayzed · 12-28-2010, 04:50 AM

I will try. "If you think you can take my knitting way from me, you better be prepared to take Jethro with you. He loves his hand knitted Long johns."

HollyP · 12-29-2010, 05:09 AM

Who tracked Texas Tea all over my newly knit absorba bathmat?

If ya ask me to knit one more thang with that awful scratchy yarn I will let ya have it!

Ya know I didn't get enough knittin' time this week. I'm bound to be a little ornery.

Woodi · 12-29-2010, 11:55 AM

"I don't really need this gun, it's just for show....cuz I got knitting needles, and I know how to use 'em!"

Great avatar pic, btw. LOL

HillbillyKnits · 12-29-2010, 04:38 PM

Awesome! Those are great! I got good laughs out of each one!

I do have two choices that are my favorites.

If there are any more between now and the time I decide to choose (which will probably be on New Year's Eve, since I plan on making my first post that night at New Year's Day) then I will go through them.

But keep them coming they are WAY funny!

HillbillyKnits · 12-29-2010, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Woodi

"I don't really need this gun, it's just for show....cuz I got knitting needles, and I know how to use 'em!"

Great avatar pic, btw. LOL

Thanks! My wife is like, "Brian, you're crazy!"

Lighting57 · 12-30-2010, 04:27 PM

"It took me a long time to knit that too-too. Now you put it on young man before I'm forced to make you! I want to see if it fits."

Granny is cool. I loved watching that show growing up.

Woodi · 12-30-2010, 08:24 PM

"I ain't in a good mood, cuz I just sat on my favorite knittin' needles and I think they're still up my butt - so I hope you ain't here askin' for nothin!...on the other hand, go ahead, make my day! "

or some variation of this....

HillbillyKnits · 12-31-2010, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Woodi

"I ain't in a good mood, cuz I just sat on my favorite knittin' needles and I think they're still up my butt - so I hope you ain't here askin' for nothin!...on the other hand, go ahead, make my day! "

That's hilarious. Maybe a little too graphic for a G-rated blog though.

HillbillyKnits · 01-01-2011, 02:32 PM

Winner is : HollyP!

The caption is : "If ya ask me to knit one more thang with that awful scratchy yarn I will let ya have it!"

Thanks again everyone!