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Old 12-25-2010, 02:42 AM   #1
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Help With Caption for Blog
Okay, as you all can see, Granny Clampett is my avatar.

She is also (as stated on my blog) the "HillbillyKnits Guardian".

I need some help coming up with an original caption that involves Granny and knitting and with humor.

Does anyone want to help me out?

I promise I will give the credit to whomever comes up with the one that I choose to use.
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:50 PM   #2
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I will try. "If you think you can take my knitting way from me, you better be prepared to take Jethro with you. He loves his hand knitted Long johns."
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Old 12-29-2010, 12:09 AM   #3
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Who tracked Texas Tea all over my newly knit absorba bathmat?

If ya ask me to knit one more thang with that awful scratchy yarn I will let ya have it!

Ya know I didn't get enough knittin' time this week. I'm bound to be a little ornery.
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Old 12-29-2010, 06:55 AM   #4
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"I don't really need this gun, it's just for show....cuz I got knitting needles, and I know how to use 'em!"

Great avatar pic, btw. LOL
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Awesome! Those are great! I got good laughs out of each one!

I do have two choices that are my favorites.

If there are any more between now and the time I decide to choose (which will probably be on New Year's Eve, since I plan on making my first post that night at New Year's Day) then I will go through them.

But keep them coming they are WAY funny!
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:39 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by Woodi View Post
"I don't really need this gun, it's just for show....cuz I got knitting needles, and I know how to use 'em!"

Great avatar pic, btw. LOL
Thanks! My wife is like, "Brian, you're crazy!"
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Old 12-30-2010, 11:27 AM   #7
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"It took me a long time to knit that too-too. Now you put it on young man before I'm forced to make you! I want to see if it fits."

Granny is cool. I loved watching that show growing up.
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Old 12-30-2010, 03:24 PM   #8
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"I ain't in a good mood, cuz I just sat on my favorite knittin' needles and I think they're still up my butt - so I hope you ain't here askin' for nothin!...on the other hand, go ahead, make my day! "

or some variation of this....
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"I ain't in a good mood, cuz I just sat on my favorite knittin' needles and I think they're still up my butt - so I hope you ain't here askin' for nothin!...on the other hand, go ahead, make my day! "
That's hilarious. Maybe a little too graphic for a G-rated blog though.
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Winner is : HollyP!

The caption is : "If ya ask me to knit one more thang with that awful scratchy yarn I will let ya have it!"

Thanks again everyone!
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