Ok, here's what I remember about me and the sewing machine....I was making a pair of shorts...well, one pocket was longer than the shorts on one side & hung far below the pants....the other pocket I couldn't even get my hand in...

Although, it wasn't last week, I was a kid...but it askeered me and I will have to have someone with me to touch one again...it was

evil, very evil......
But, when I get to steeks, I will get a machine with no bells & whistles, simply sew & go, bc that's all I would ever use it for...unless u want a pair of shorts?!
