You guys are funny! I've got lots of alternative aspects to me, but I don't think any of them are the kind you're thinking of.
And I'll *still* cry when watching the scene where Bambi's mother dies. Why, why is she not springing out of the forest, too?
But I (with most others here, I'm sure), are always interested in all kinds of knitting (did you see my thong post- admittedly the exact opposite of what you seem to be describing), so do post some of your items.