You WHAT?

[stirsmommy]

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Yarn Shack! Yarn Shack yeah

I'm headin' down the Orlando highwaaaaaay,
lookin' for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
Heading for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
I got me a stash, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin'on down to the Yarn Shack

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your yarn stash money

The Yarn Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Yarn Shack baaaaay-beeeeeeeeee, Yarn Shack baby.
Yarn baby, that's where it's at, Ooo Yarn baby, that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... come on in fools,
'cause yarn rules at the Ya-aa-arn Shack!

Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Noro on the back sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
Needles on the tablllllllllllllllllllle
Patterns on the front poooooooooooooooorch
Where do I look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst

The Yarn Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Yarn Shack baby!
Yarn Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, that's where it's at!

Knittin’ and a pearlin’, feltin’ and a blockin’,
needles all asmokin’ and it's hot as an oven

The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody'sKnittin’ around and around and around!

Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your yarn stash money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you

Your what?... Yarn stash……BUSTED!

Yarn Shack, baby Yarn Shack!
Yarn baby, that's where it's at
Knittin’ and a pearlin’, feltin’ and a blockin’at the Yarn Shack

Now I am smilin' This will be playing in my head all day. You are so creative.

[PaperGirl]

Wow Mason! I live in that part of Texas. I think if I went into a bar/truck stop/etc and saw a man knitting...Id have to do a big double take to make sure it was you, then go give you a hug.

[Miss Kittie]

I've got a couple of Crochet__Guys that I know.. Well lets say closet Crochet___Guys.. They are known in the yarn shop as the wonderful DH's that buy yarn for their wifes...........:rofling:
Knitting_Guy I check out your Blog, Love the scarf...
Is your run in over TX??

[suzeeq]

Yarn Shack! Love IT!!!!! :happydancing:

sue

[Jan in CA]

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Yarn Shack! Yarn Shack yeah

I'm headin' down the Orlando highwaaaaaay,
lookin' for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
Heading for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
I got me a stash, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin'on down to the Yarn Shack

That is awesome!!

[KnittingNat]

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Yarn Shack! Yarn Shack yeah

I'm headin' down the Orlando highwaaaaaay,
lookin' for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
Heading for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
I got me a stash, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin'on down to the Yarn Shack

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your yarn stash money

The Yarn Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Yarn Shack baaaaay-beeeeeeeeee, Yarn Shack baby.
Yarn baby, that's where it's at, Ooo Yarn baby, that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... come on in fools,
'cause yarn rules at the Ya-aa-arn Shack!

Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Noro on the back sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
Needles on the tablllllllllllllllllllle
Patterns on the front poooooooooooooooorch
Where do I look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst

The Yarn Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Yarn Shack baby!
Yarn Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, that's where it's at!

Knittin’ and a pearlin’, feltin’ and a blockin’,
needles all asmokin’ and it's hot as an oven

The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody'sKnittin’ around and around and around!

Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your yarn stash money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you

Your what?... Yarn stash……BUSTED!

Yarn Shack, baby Yarn Shack!
Yarn baby, that's where it's at
Knittin’ and a pearlin’, feltin’ and a blockin’at the Yarn Shack

I'm going to print that and hang next to me at work, so every time my boss comes up with new stuff to do, i'll look at that and imagine my own yarn paradise...

[ArtLady1981]

Picture this: a 100-lb diminutive lass drives her red convertible sports car into the parking lot of a country car parts/repair shop, complete with a cafe attached for stranded customers! She is wearing a short, red, sleeveless, cotton sheath and white high-heeled backless Candi's. Her tanned legs are bare, with French manicured toes. She has her shiny blonde tresses fashioned in to a curly ponytail with cute bangs. She has on her designer sunglasses and her white Coach tote is slung over her shoulder. She teeters into the shop and states that her car has blown a rod...and she needs the parts to fix it. She pays for her parts, and she sweetly asks: "Would you mind if I use your bay to do the work? I will pay for the time I need!"

The guys behind the counter drop their jaws. All eyes in the cafe snap to! All ears perk up! All men and women within earshot think to themselves:

"_____________________________________________???? !!!!"

Now, it is up to YOU to fill in the blank! What do YOU think they were thinking????

Would YOU be a little amazed??? What would YOU think??? Wouldn't you think she is an extraordinary little woman??? Would you wonder if she REALLY COULD do it right??? Hmmmmmm....

It is an interesting scenario, isn't it???

She is just as amazing as you are Mason!