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Old 07-19-2007, 03:00 PM   #1
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Stupid Headlines
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Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd

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Old 07-19-2007, 03:39 PM   #2
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Doesn't anyone check these things first?
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:18 PM   #3
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That could go to the Tonight Show for the headlines segment. I love that part of the show!
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:55 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Kaydee View Post
That could go to the Tonight Show for the headlines segment. I love that part of the show!
I love that bit too! Especially the engagements...my favorite one was for the "Wiggley-Wiener" wedding

There are two towns near hear that a locally famous headline read many many years ago... "Fertile Couple Dies in Climax"
It was an unfortunate accident that a couple from Fertile MN died in Climax ND...sad, yet funny all these years later.
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There was one in the local paper that I was going to send to Leno.

"Man Buried Alive 26 Years Ago, Dies"

Some stamina, huh?
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Who gets to sit on weird Uncle Sid's lap next thanksgiving?
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Originally Posted by BinkyKat View Post
I love that bit too! Especially the engagements...my favorite one was for the "Wiggley-Wiener" wedding

There are two towns near hear that a locally famous headline read many many years ago... "Fertile Couple Dies in Climax"
It was an unfortunate accident that a couple from Fertile MN died in Climax ND...sad, yet funny all these years later.
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There was one in the local paper that I was going to send to Leno.

"Man Buried Alive 26 Years Ago, Dies"

Some stamina, huh?
:rofling::rofling::r ofling:
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I posted this a long time ago.

I know what they meant, but it still makes me laugh.
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