Here's my contribution about how I feel about the UPS man (my dogs feel the same way, he always has a biscuit ready for them and he comes to my house often.)
Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man
you bring me all the things I order
are never in a bad mood
always have a jaunty wave as you drive away
look good in your brown shorts
we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship
you're like a cute boyfriend with great legs
who always brings the perfect present
(why, it's just what I've always wanted!)
and then is considerate enough to go away
oh, UPS Man, let's hop in your clean brown truck and elope !
ditch your job, I'll ditch mine
let's hit the road for Brownsville
and tempt each other
with all the luscious brown foods —
roast beef, dark chocolate,
brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies
I'll make you my mama's bourbon pecan pie
we'll give all the packages to kind looking strangers
live in a cozy wood cabin
with a brown dog or two
and a black and brown tabby
I'm serious, UPS Man. Let's do it.
Where do I sign
Check out my photoblog: Photobella
Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
--Elwood P. Dodd
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Indygirl- I am making the Tam and neck cowl for both of my dd's and cousins dd's for Christmas. I love those patterns. I have made one Tam so far and it is sooo cute!!!
Wow! That's cool. When you get them knit post a picture. I have just cast on for the first Tam.
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