I spent a lot of my formative years in Pennsylvania Dutch country.
I didn't know you were Pagan/sorta Wiccan...me too...I don't mind their food, the deserts at least. I was raised on it and started making Shoo-Fly Pie after we moved away. Can't stand saurkraut anywhere near me though, one thing me and my father agreed on but were out-voted.
Since I fought the bald and the bald won and my hair is now kept about 1/4" I don't forsee a use for hair pins.