Oh, I remembered the worst project I made lately... I had a pattern for a very simpel slip stitch pattern. Just a lacey summer shirt to wear over t-shirts and such.
Well, it was done, I put it on - and didn't like it. It made me look wide.
Then I washed and blocked it. It turned about 30 cm / a foot longer, really. The slip stitches let out, I was hoping for that.
I wore it, it looked better. An hour later it was back to the horror-shape.
I did it once more, no change, then tried to give it to my mom (differnet shape). Even worse.
Then I gave it to my aunt who has a really nice taller and slip shape and can wear downright anything to a level of "that's unfair".
Well, she looked only semi-horrible in it. If she will ever wear it, I do not know. If not, she will give it back and I will search a use or trashbag.
The yarn was VERY much on sale, so it is no financial loss or anything. Just a little piece of knitting horror.
Here is a picture: