I probably bored you to death with my tiny hats but somehow I got completely stuck with them

Technically, nobody compelled me to design a hat. The Period of Purple Crying program educates new parents about normal newborn crying to prevent Shaken Baby syndrome. So the hospital where the program is being rolled out just asked to make all baby hats in purple colour... and that's where my compulsion stems from.
So, do you think it's too cheesy to call a hat with the above purpose 'Not All Roses'? (The requirement for it to be at least 50% in purple/mauve colour, and DK or Sport weight as it's put on after the bath demonstration)
Also, I have another one for a boy, that is supposed to resemble a knight's helmet. It's really hard to find deep purple/grape colour in DK or sport weight around here (we might not be able to use worsted, if it's too heavy for indoor use). So I decided to make some kind of 'manly' hat that will look like armour even if it's lavander colour

. The cheesy name for that one will be Little Knight

I am working out some details still, will post it later here.
Please be brutal. I haven't posted it anywhere or showed it to anyone IRL yet.
