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Old 09-30-2013, 09:35 PM   #1
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A police officer was sitting off to the side of the road in his patrol car, watching for speeders, when suddenly he saw a car drive by with a woman calmly knitting at the wheel.

The officer started up his car, with lights flashing and siren blaring, in an attempt to get the woman to stop. The woman was obviously engrossed in her knitting and didn't notice the officer. Eventually, he drove up along side the woman's car and shouted, "PULL OVER!!"

The woman put down her knitting, rolled down her window, and replied, "No, a pair of socks!!"



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Old 10-01-2013, 05:35 AM   #2
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