No, I am not ashamed that I have a major crush on a man who dressed in tights and made faces for most of the 80's, and now plays a crippled drug addicted doctor...and is almost the same age as my father.
*looks at hair sticks* Hmm... I bet these would work too, they are very similar to chopsticks AND they are tapered, so I would assume they'd work for just about any size.