Three little boys were sitting on the front porch of one of their houses. Little Johnny asks, "What do you think is the meanest animal?" Little Billy says, "That's easy---a lion, he's the king of the jungle and he eats everything."
Little Bobby says, "Yeah, a lion is mean, but not nearly as mean as a shark...he swims around the ocean just waiting for someone to fall in so he can eat him---and in the meantime, he eats all the fish!"
Little Johnny says, "You are both wrong. The meanest animal is the crocogater."
"Crocogater!? What's that?" asks Billy.
"A crocogater has two heads---on one end is a crocodile head and on the other end is an alligater head," says Johnny.
"Wait a second," Bobby says, "if he has two heads, how does he poop?"
Johnny smiles and says, "That's why he's the meanest animal!!"
What is your favorite animal???