Kewl! I aim to make a pair for my mom, just 'cuz she needs a little extra assistance... and made with glittery yarn would be right up her alley!
I saw a similar patter for a chenille boob from Crystal Palace.
I am HORRIFIED by her story, though!! Her HUSBAND didnt want her to go to a party because she was UNBALANCED?!?!?! I thought that part was VERY sad.....
He meant like she's nutters, dear. See how it says "Unbalanced" and then she says something like "In a good way" ? And then he says just because she is unbalanced, doesn't mean she has to look it? See how it's like a play on words?